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Stamped: August 8th, 2006 | Toggle Similar
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I'm doing something that's one of my favorite blogging activities-
setting the record straight.
Men: you're babies about the past! Get over that shit that happened to you before. PLEASE, seriously. Stop imposing everything you've ever known from prior girls on new ones.
We're not her, whoever she was.
"I don't want a relationship right now."
Listen you douchewads- a lot of us don't want one either.
Nope.
And we don't need you.
We just want you to play with us. Have fun. Fuck us and shut up.
Don't be weird about it.
No shadyness.
And stop pretending like all bitches wants-ta-do is cramp your style.
We got style a plenty and we rock and we pop and you've gotta make us rock harder.
Cause we bitches- well, we put up with a lot of shit, bastards, assholes and motherfuckers.
And we always come back for more. We're resilient. We're hopeful.
We don't fuck around avoiding feelings because we're afraid.
Nope. We say bring it. We know each one of you dudes is a whole new person.
In general that is.
In general boys, y'all need to let go of your pre-conceived notions about what women want, because trust us- you don't know. And why's that? Cause each one is so profoundly different from all the puddin cups you dipped into before.
Word.
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I’m sorry, what did you say?
Wisdom at its finest.
where are these women located? because in general bitches be cramping my style
Knee jerk reaction: Bullshit. Get off your high horse. You’re just as guilty. Generally speaking.
Second reaction: So she’s had another bad experience recently. We all say shit to blow off steam.
You speak of men and their hang-ups, “in general that is,” though you say each of us is “a whole new person.”
So which is it?
I think the trouble is you’re so used to the guys who act this way that you don’t even notice the ones that don’t. We’re not dangerous. We don’t scare you. We’re not as challenging. That’s from YOUR past.
Where does that leave us?
wooooohoooo. girl power. and the epitome of wisdom.
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Hell yeah! More guys need to read this.
Amen, sista! Men need to grow the fuck up. Women have evolved. Women are allowed to have their cake and eat it, too. Just like men have for a long time now. Realistically we are just getting back to our roots, the way things used to be before a couple hundred years of political bullshit. I truely embrace a refreshing, honest outlook on relationships and the fact that all women really want is a good fuck! Thanks!!!
Women: you’re babies about the past! Get over that shit that happened to you before. PLEASE, seriously. Stop imposing everything you’ve ever known from prior men on new ones.
Examples of people like this in both sexes…. likely more of the female variety, and i say this because most my male friends have the mentality of ’shit happens’ and ‘take it as it comes’. I’ve known a lot of women that always bring up the past.