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Meme An Ode to Panties

Stamped: August 11th, 2006 | Toggle Similar
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I like panties.
Mine not yours.
I like 'em pink, white
and how my ass looks when I'm on all fours.
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I especially like it
when they don't climb up my rear.
Or when I can find them easily
after many a beer.
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Frilly, fancy, cotton, plain
it doesn't matter to me
just don't fucking complain.
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Cause if you're seeing 'em
you're as good as in.
Since I don't flash 'em
as often as Paris Hilton.

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8 Responses to An Ode to Panties


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  • I *so* want to go to every blessed Victoria’s Regret store and yank dem panties down to there like that. If you get a frantic email from me from the local jail, just know that I *will* pay you back every single dime you spend on my bail. Right after I blow my lawyer to get a retainer fee covered.

    Oooh. Panties…Lessie, yesterday it was bikini trout and today it is thong weasels. I see a trend here, girls!

    Posted by Julia Farley # 1 year, 9 months ago
  • meme, I love your pantiex, especially when they’re on the floor. I thought dirtyspoke was nextdoor…

    have a great weekend

    jr

    Posted by john r # 1 year, 9 months ago
  • ahahahaha. this is cute.

    Posted by Rohma # 1 year, 9 months ago
  • Under where?

    I went to work without underwear on today.

    Not for any reason in particular… I really did mean to stop by the laundry basket and pick some up on my way out. Somewhere along the way through my morning routine, I forgot altogether that I wasn’t wearing any, and wound up leaving without them.

    I also happened to be wearing a rather flowy cotton skirt, so as I walked around cubby-land I got little whooshes of air curling up and tickling the insides of my thighs. It was quite pleasant.

    And, of course, it got me to thinking - as these things so often do:

    Are underwear just a formality?

    I mean, why do we even wear them? It isn’t for coverage… Especially not given the way they’re cut nowadays. Is it a hygiene issue? Is one layer of clothing not enough to keep the bacteria at bay? Am I going to die of bubonic plague for going commando? Will I be accosted by the Panty Police for forgoing my Huggies in favor of a cool breeze?

    It isn’t that I don’t like underwear… I’ve got my share of pretty, frilly, lacey, see-through numbers… Granted, I typically bypass these and go straight for the classic cotton thong, but I do have them. I’ve noticed, though, when I wear them, it isn’t typically because I’m going to visit the boytoy, or that any one at all will see them… There’s just something that makes you feel pretty when you’re wearing girly panties.

    Is that it, then? Maybe underwear are designed to be a secret giggle during the day. My boss is being a raving bitch, but because I have on the pink polka-dot g-string, I’m still smiling?

    Hardly.

    Maybe I’ll start a Panty Protest. I could round up some other folks who like the chafe of a little denim. We could picket outside Victoria’s Secret. Talk about giving the Angels a scare.

    “Under-wearers are going to Hell!
    Repent! The end is near!”

    Okay, maybe not. I guess I’ll keep my anti-panties mentality to myself, for now, but if you see me walking down the street and I’m smiling like I’ve got a secret… well… I probably do.

    (Shamelessly copied from my own blog… gimme a break… it’s early and I haven’t finished my tea.)

    Posted by mouth # 1 year, 9 months ago
  • I like hot wet panties on my fave, I’m a pussy hound. Would you like to FUCK me

    Posted by Zaq # 1 year, 9 months ago
  • that’s awesome. i love those first ones. buy panties at ross! vic’s secret is too spendy

    Posted by carrie # 1 year, 8 months ago
  • can i wear girls panties i’m a boy

    Posted by john # 1 year, 5 months ago
  • i’m 52 year old amputee white male & i love women’s panties & i love wearing women’s panties women’s panties is the only kind of underwear that i wear.

    Posted by Bobbie Jo Brannum # 1 year ago

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