Stamped: August 17th, 2006 | Toggle Similar
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Okay so we're having a little communication breakdown here in the land of the frenchie's. See, me no speaka da language. C'est une probleme, because my little manual that tells me about my internet connection? yeah, it's all in French. Perfect. Not only do I ride the technological short bus in english, but now I've got to ride it in french? No so much.
See here - my child, my love, my liebling, mon amour - my iBook is having some marital issues.
The hot, the sexy, the interminably cool iBook is not feeling so randy for her hubbie…
Granted he's not really that attractive, he's no apple product, that's for sure, but you know, he's an alright kind of fellow. He wears his heart on his sleeve and unfortunately his discontent shows, and he most certainly isn't doing this any more…
So now, not only is my hussy of an iBook not sat-is-fying her man, but she's having an extramarital affair with my next door neighbor's
to make up the pleasure differential. Problem being, he's about as reliable as a Ford and as faithful as Bill Clinton.
Okay, this analogy is annoying me. Basically my internet's fucked, I'm irritated, horny, and surrounded by good looking men in horrifying speedos. The only thing I can think about is the internet and the buzzing in my pants which leads to preposterous scenarios regarding star-crossed iBooks and Wireless networks. Somebody shoot me.
Oh, and I'm starting a cop-out post club…I know Meme's thrown a few out there but I think I have a solid chance as this year's winner. I'm locking horns with the poem dedicated to panties but my amorous iBook is feeling both confident, and randy. By the way, I fricken hate the word panties…panties…pannnnties.
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That sucks. Want some help? It’ll be highly detailed, slightly painful, and it’ll take some time, but it’ll feel good afterwards.
Apparently you forgot about my haikus. I’m queen of the cop-out post.
Jonathan this is a cop-out post not cop a feel post- but if you can telekinetically fix my internet by all means…..
meme - how could I forget - all hail to the queen.
This is exactly the type of thing that I could help you with. Unlike dishes or something like that.