Stamped: August 21st, 2006 | Toggle Similar
Tagged: around town, body parts.

HOLLYWOOD, AP — Whether it's a dangerously low-cut dress, a wet t-shirt, a shirt with large arm holes, a bikini that doesn't fit your new implants, or a child that enjoys a game of peek-a-boo, this season's trend demands to see your nipples! In fact, the more familiar the general public is with your areola, the more good fortune shall be bestowed upon you. Just take a lesson from the pages of our beloved celebrity icons. Some have taken better advantage of this trend than others, but the bottom line is that it doesn't matter how deformed, small, or abnormally hued your nipple may be! Just let it be seen! Finally, Hollywood has found a common ground for its ever-changing hierarchy of hot and trendy women. Of course, for all you men out there, apparently the pot-belly is the new gigantic cock.

Ok, all sillyness aside, I am sitting here trying to remember the last time I even came remotely close to accidentally flashing a nipple. And, aside from my bedroom romps or that on time at Hogs and Heifers, I cannot think of a single occassion. Doesn't anyone remember a time when Hollywood was classy?

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