Stamped: August 29th, 2006 | Toggle Similar
Tagged: rant.

But no, my poon isn't stuffed to the brim with cock as we speak.

What does it mean that I so embrace the sexual side of life and do it with a smile? I have my theories, but people usually seem to think it means that I'm a cockhungry fuckwhore who likes it in every hole as often as possible.

Well, speaking on behalf of all people who talk about sexual subjects openly and honestly, I'd like to shock and awe you by letting you know that I'm not … not that there's anything wrong with being a cockhungry fuckwhore who likes it in every hole as often as possible.

Yes, I really love sex. But not with everybody, and if I'm not with the right person, I'd rather not have it at all. And sure, I like certain kink. But there's certainly some things I won't do, like let a man piss on my face for example, and I have no interest in letting a man shove it in my vagina's friendly next door neighbor.

But boy oh boy, am I cool with my cooch. I talk about it and think about and I think it's just about the funnest thing ever! It can do so many cool things, and penises- forget it! Nuts too- so neat, funny, interesting. Good lord gennies never tire of their interestingness. No my friends, genitals are like snowflakes- each one so unique and special. And exploring one's sexual experiences? Forget it! You can learn so many fascinating things about a person vis-a-vis their stories and sexual history. Anything from what kind of porn they like to their first sexual memory- it opens the doors to a magical place- exciting, vulnerable, important …

We live in a world where some women refuse oral sex, or so I've heard. These women are embarrassed of their vaginas, which are awesome. They are scared about someone being all up in there, the taste, smell, and look of it. They can't just let go and enjoy the greatest thing that god has blessed woman with, and it ain't childbirth, it's the magic little happyspot- the world famous clitoris. This kind of shame is … a shame. Being open and comfortable with sex, your body, and yourself is vastly important beyond entertainment value.

Sex is the thread which binds all living things, binding all human beings at both the most primitive and sophisticated levels. Developing a cultural dialogue about sexual subjects improves the quality of civilization. (sex education, improvement in sexual pleasure due to relevant knowledge, people getting what they want out of sex, dealing with a abuse …)

And for fucks sake, it makes for many a good laugh.

Sex is fascinating. I live it, love it, breathe it, and spit it out. And there's something in me that's always been very comfortable doing so. But for those of you who jump to the conclusion that in order for me to be so comfortable with discussing sexual topics, I must be sluttin it up big time, a reality check is in order. Sites like girlspoke exist for a mighty good reason, and I'm glad that you're here.

And for boys who are intimidated and think they need to step it up a notch to please the likes of gals like me, please, I beg you- just be yourself. I either like you just the way you are, or I don't like you at all.

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