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Recently I have become fascinated by the O face. 
You know, the face you make when you cum. I'm not entirely sure what my O face looks like but I imagine it expresses a pure state of bliss, harmony, and zen. I like to think it is my most beautiful moment, the moment when I emulate the ultimate in femininty. Think bluejays chirping, a warm yellow glow around my face, eyelashes fluttering with every spasm and as I smile a sparkle of light flashes from my teeth.
Unfortunately, I'm probably deluding myself.
I probably get that fucked up, you just stabbed me and I'm bleeding internally, look. You know what I'm talking about. It's the primal orgasm face. The face that scientifically proves the missing link between ape and man. The same face you'd get if you were constipated for 5 days. Nope, not good.
I wonder if we can re-train our facial expressions. Like when someone goes to a voice coach to get rid of their accent. It takes an average of 21 days to break a habit so perhaps we could start a movement ~21 Days to a Happy O Face~. Or if that's too difficult, I propose O Face Masks. You pop it on when you're about to cum…yeah right, like I could do anything other than grab his ass firmly and encourage him to pound furiously in me at that precious moment.
I suppose we just have to accept this human quality and learn to love it. But I would enjoy orgasms more if I didn't think my man wasn't secretly laughing at me (or worse, filming me.) Better yet, hanging out with the guys and imitating me. 'Cause guys have got to think it's funny, if not disturbing. The thought has to run through their heads "Am I hurting her?" "Should I stop and ask her if she's OK?" Or even worse, "God damn, I am never making her cum again…that shit's fucked up." Maybe he's well-seasoned and is able to distinguish between O Face and O Fucking Hell Face. Perhaps there are subtle clues. The head tilted back=Good, reaching for the lamp to hit you on the head=Bad…same face, two totally different sensations.
You can see I'm deeply troubled by this. What to do? What to do?
Maybe it's better just to keep the lights down low 'cause if I saw my man looking at me like this dude I'd be scarred for life.
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Give me your best O face
What about the faces they make?!
I agree with Casey. Guys get the same primal, pained look as we do as they groan, moan and explode in ecstasy. And that look, that indication that they are experiencing so much pleasure they lose control of something so integral as their facial expression, is incredibly hot.
You know, you’re right… it can be quite worrying for a guy sometimes.
I mean, I was once with a woman who would scream as if in pain at the point of O… trying to keep the mood after that was a toughie!
Great blog; I’ll be reading it often.
X
I don’t care how goofy or strange it looks; it’s got to be the sexiest thing any guy can see. It gives us the satisfaction of knowing we brought you there. Of course, I’ve been married and only seen one O-face for quite a while. But it’s still magic to see it!