Some fun stories from the masturbatory!
Stamped: September 15th, 2006 | Toggle Similar
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Dear girlspoke readers,
You are important to me, but I'm too tired to thoughtfully reflect right now, so I'm a gonna tell you some stories about people masterbating in public! I sure hope that's ok with you cause it's ok with me.
Here we go-
This one time when I was in college in DC, this car pulled up to me and asked me for directions. As I began to explain how to get to 95, I noticed that he was strokin it like mad. I screamed like a silly mouse and ran away. Later that month, my boyfriend at the time, who had a rampant porn addiction, discovered me on a porn website. Someone with a telephoto lens had photographed me while sunbathing and put me on some teen site. At this point in time, I was fearful that everywhere I turned people were masterbating to me, so I wore baggy clothes and avoided eye contact with others.
Another time, I was strolling through the woods near a lake in a small town in Holland. A man came jogging by in his speedos and ran ahead of me. When I caught up to him, he was standing next to a tree, jerking off on its bark and smiling the shocked look on my face, which he seemed to like even more.
And once, while walking down the streets of Manhattan, wasted with my 2 girlfriends, I noticed a weird man walking behind us, walk-n-spanking the whole time. When I turned around, he ran towards a building and pretended to pee on it.
And finally, one time I was walking past the old Upright Citizen's Brigade Theatre in New York, and a man sat of the steps of a nearby brownstone, jerking off while the garbage men took away the trash from the street.
Oh, and not public, but notable, this one time a guy I never hooked up with but did kiss in the street once answered his door while masterbating.
Now I know countless other ladies who've had similar experiences, such as my friend who told me that on Rome's busy subway, a man pulled out his thingy and put it on her leg. Eek! When I was on the Roman subway, I only got a mere ass palming …
So how about you? Share your icky pervert public masterbatory tales! Why? Because we like to.
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When i was in 7th grade, outside our hotel room in china town in D.C. A man masterbated on the steps in front of us. Which all in all isn’t so amazing. But hell we were teeny boppers and hadnt as much seen a penis. we were shocked but mildly pleased anyway
on a grade 6 school trip we were using the subway to get downtown. there was a strange looking man standing across from me wearing a large trenchcoat and holding a briefcase in front of him. During a stop, the man moved the briefcase from in front and I noticed his pecker sticking out from from in between his trechcoat. He spanked it a couple of times and then “got off” on his stop.
When I was a kid, my mum and I went to Holland and a guy jumpted out in front of us and flashed his penis… my mother just looked down at it and said. “If that is all you’ve got you better just put it away”. How British!!!! I was seriously impressed… if that was a small one, what had I got to look forward to
I was riding my bike through a wood near Paris recently and I spotted a guy caressing his one eyed-trouser snake. I was petrified, so I stuck my bike in 7th gear and whizzed out of the wood in the direction of street lights. It’s much scarier than I would have ever imagined.
America’s full of perverts!!
Its all done in doors in England!!
Chris