Stamped: September 18th, 2006 | Toggle Similar
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I'm in an awful mood, girlspokians. So today, I give you a caption contest. In essence, I'd like you to do my job for me. C'mon. I'll even start with the first one. As you can see, I tried to make them New-Yorker-classy. Let's make this place rock…we could all use a smile. It's no fuck, but it's better than nothing.
Image One
Sometimes, the issues we have with our pussy need to be dealt with directly.
Image Two
Image Three
Image Four
Image Five
The winner of this caption contest gets the glorious prize of making me laugh at a time when I think I'm closer to sticking a stiletto in my eyeball.
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Caption Contest! (Or, I’ve Got Nothing.)
Image 2. “Three. Three is the number of neutrienos orbiting the transected bifurcated deliniated occipital-plomb. Will you go out with me?”
Image 3. “Uh, I know we talked about spicing things up a bit, but.. uh..”
Image 4. “Sometimes you feel like a”
Image 5. “Billy, why is that lady screaming?”
I’m never good at these caption contests but here goes nothing:
1. “I’m scared all the time, I have no self-confidence…I’m just a big pussy.”
3. “Where’s my dinner?”
5. “Couldn’t find the hand lotion and the block with the round hole, huh?”
Image 1: Pussy therapy
Image 2: Suddenly, with contractually obligated multiple orgasms, the geek seemed the better choice.
Image 3: Honey, we’ve discussed this, and erotic asphyxiation just isn’t for me.
Image 4: After realizing the bottles were full, Bobby was admitted to the hospital to remove glass and splinters from his tongue.
Image 5: …. I got nothin’
hahaha…you made me laugh! High fives all around. My favorites were the contractual orgasms, sexual asphyxiation and “where’s dinner?”
Image 3 : “I’m tired of these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking couch!”
Image 5 : “I couldn’t figure out how to make the blocks work so I’m getting help from Wikipedia.”
Dude. Wikipedia. My students think that is *the* place to go to for any and all information. Morons.
(and the SLJ snake thing has and always will make me giggle.)