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It's Friday and I have awesome box seats at the Yankee's game tonight so I'm going to keep this light.
First of all, if you're a Mets fan (.5% of the population), I apologize. We're all Yankee's fans at my house. Get over it.
You know, while I'm on the subject…can we just talk about Derek Jeter? Everytime that man is at bat I sit straight up in my seat. Mmmm.
Jeter has been linked with a bunch of hot ladies. In fact, you're more likely to find articles on his love life than his stats if you google him. Ladies like Jordana Brewster, Lara Dutta, Vanessa Minnillo, Jessica Alba and, of course, Mariah Carey. There were also rumors of Scarlett Johannson. You know though, I don't know very many women who would turn down Jeter. I have Jeter as my male version of the Jolie Clause, you know, the clause that excuses cheating in a relationship as long as it's with someone like Angelina Jolie.
So last night I was looking around the internet for pictures of Jeter (you know, while I was in bed with my laptop with the lights off) and I came across a picture of him on the beach with some random chicks. This picture cracks me up. Totally unflattering for the girls and Jeter looks bored out of his mind. The funny thing though is he probably invited those ladies back to his boat, cause they're not half-bad and his friends need sum sumthin too. It's at that point that I begin to feel bad for the boyfriends of the ladies who invoke the Jeter Clause cause you know that there's no guarantee that if she gets on Jeter's boat she's gonna get on Jeter. Chances are more likely that one of his wingmen (A Rod?) is gonna take advantage of the situation. Then you get the phone call from her on the boat…..
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jesse seriously needs to revamp his profile.