Stamped: October 4th, 2006 | Toggle Similar
Tagged: children, cry for help, dress up, neuroses, what the...?™.
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I have my fair share of fears and phobias. One of my greatest fears I once wrote about is monkeys dressed up in people clothes. I can't even begin to tell you how intensely that vision affects me. We're talking physical repulsion. Same thing goes for dogs in outfits, etc. I have never understood the need to anthropomorphize pets. These things shit on the ground people, they should not be dressed up in trousers. Ever.
Okay, now that we've got that clear let me express my newest and most vile fear of which I have just discovered today.
I'm not sure what to even call this: Reverse Anthropomorphization? Whatever you want to call it, I don't care, but would you mind holding my hair while I vomit? Alright, now that we've got that out of the way, what the hell does that description mean?
INFANT or TODDLER Cute Little Monkey (Baby stuffed animal that monkey is holding is not included)
Do they mean what I think they mean? "Baby stuffed animal", like a goose-down stuffed pillow? And "stuffed animal that monkey is holding", I hate to break it them but *shush* that's a baby stuffed monkey, not a real monkey. I'm terribly confused. Can someone please help me, or blind me so I don't have to look at things like this anymore. Cause you know with Halloween coming up there's gonna be all those greedy parents dressing up their little brats in things like this carry a shopping bag to fill with candy that their baby will NEVER see. But I digress.
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(I can’t spell, okey!)