I have a horrible confession to make:
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At the age of 25, I had the best sex ever, and I am currently in recovery. It was phenomenally good. Like your sweet dick is delicious crack rock good. Like this guy stayed hard as a rock while going down on me good. And that's not even a simile. That's what he freaking did! ACK I HATE THE REALITY OF THAT NOT BEING THE CASE ANY MORE.
And in light of all that, in the past few months I have been doing ok. I've spent time with people, sometimes even man people whom I find attractive, who I like much better than this man. But Dear Mr. God's gift to my poontang: How can you possibly take on a girlfriend? You are gifted. God blessed you and call me a communist, but you should be perpetually single for the good of all womankind.
I hate to admit this, but at the same time I do not want to suffer alone. I indeed fear that no one will understand. If you admit something too positive about your fortune in life, others will hate you as they hate the rich and beautiful when taken out of more acceptable contexts. For example, we hate the Hilton sisters but vote for incumbents … perhaps that was a bad example and I'm going off point so let's get back to the pain of suffering alone post getting fucked like a champ.
What I'm going through right now is hard and oh so not in that good double meaning of the word. Good dick: I miss you. Why do you have to be attached to a man with whom there was never any chance of things working out in the first place? Bollocks. My vagina wishes it never met you.
(PS that's a picture of one of them yoplait bitches with the yogurt cups)
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Think it through, if sexual organs were detachable would they be such fun or would they simply take on the presonalities of the latest person they were attached to.
It may be true alas that most men become committmentphobes once they have cut another notch on the bedpost but it is also true that once most woen have been given a multiple orgasm they go gooey eyed every time they see a pram.
Life’s a bitch.
Yeah, it is one of those strange correlations. The biggest dicks are the ones with the biggest dicks and the most stupendous oral sex skills in the free world.
I loved this post - I’m 31 and have yet to experience the best sex of my life!
Hi,
How nice to see a blog on my birthday.
And yeah, that are men in the world that can think about the girl and not there selfs.
Hope you find that again..
Greatings from Holland.
Ladymissmarquise - you HAVE had the best sex of your life. Your life so far. You just haven’t had what will become the BEST sex of your life EVER (sorry for the caps)
But having read this post, and seen the impact, would you want to yet?
Like this guy stayed hard as a rock while going down on me good.
This isn’t normal?