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Well well well…today is a big day here at girlspoke. 
It is the one year anniversary, not of the blog but of the most searched for post. Exactly one year ago today I wrote a post entitled Fuck Me, which singlehandedly opened the googlebot floodgates and girlspoke has never been the same.
It's always struck me as odd that someone might type in the terms fuck me into the google searchbox. I mean, fuck me is most certainly a command yet I don't think the searcher really believes that the google engine could possibly comply. Or is there a side of google I don't know of yet? The member's only interactive version? Naw. It's not as though their search is for something like How do I get a girl to fuck me?, or What do I do when a girl says fuck me?, or better yet, Why won't anyone fuck me? It is a fact that the number one most popular search into girlspoke is the two sweet little words Fuck Me. There are a few variations but equally nonsensical:
- fuck me now
- fuck me hard
- just fuck me
- i want you to fuck me
- fuck me please
- fuck me and leave
- fuck me so hard
- fuck me tonite
- fuck me slow
- will you fuck me?
- fuck me for money
To name a few.
Funny thing is that the post continues to get comments on it, mostly solicitations from guys willing to provide what I'm looking for. The most recent comment posted only a few days ago brought me much pleasure.
Joe O. says:
On second thought, one begins to wonder if any woman’s passion or lust could be so intense as to last for the span of one full year. For the uninformed/naive: The above article/sexual-plea was posted 3 days short of one full year from this day. In the rare event that Meme’s sexual passion has actually endured for such an extended period of time, I dare-say that the largest lot of you people would fall short of fulfilling her demands.
Yet only one week ago another commentor had this to say…
shan says:
gee but you are a sl_t sorry for my french but thats no lady that is a deziez spreder mates look out for this one
Last time I checked sl_t was not in the french vernacular. But putain is. And a deziez spreder? Now is that french or just pure genius? Thank you so much for sharing your thoughts Shan but that doesn't change the fact that you found my site via google by typing fuck me in the searchbox. Sorry to be the one to tell you…wrong box. You'd better be more careful what you put in the box my friend, you never know what you might get.
Needless to say, Fuck Me continues to be the most powerful phrase in the girlspoke universe and that just tickles me pink. Thanks for the memories!
*And to answer your question Joe…yes, even one year later I appreciate the merits of a good hard pounding.
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yes meme, i went to google and did my part to move girlspoke’s ‘fuck me’ higher up the list. hopefully, everyone who reads today’s post will do so, and get that thing bumped up to the top. does the desire for a good pounding ever cease? i think not. good to know there’s women out there who could care less about flowers and such, and just want a good fuck.
jr
Happy Fuck Me Anniversary!
thanks y’all! i’m getting all teary-eyed from your show of support.
Y’know, they either don’t make ‘em like you girls anymore, or they don’t make enough like you
I just stumbled accross this while googling (what? I’m a 17 year old guy, bored out of his mind with no girlfriend) and… yeah… interesting schtuff.
I have to admit that I too arrived at girlspoke by googling for “fuck me”, and I’ve been a regular of the site ever since. Even today I sometimes feel tempted to answer your call for “hot, sweaty, rip-my-clothes-off, up-against-the-wall, outta control sex”. Maybe that’s what I’m doing it right now…
send me some porns pls
Hey Meme
It is indeed only fair that your audience bring you pleasure. For undoubtedly the level of pleasure that your audience experiences from reading your extensive and varied collection of articles exceeds and at best meets the level of pleasure that your audience could provide. Such witty, informative and entertaining articles are they.
On a personal note, I begin to wonder if you are in fact the sexual tigress I have jokingly purported you to be. I am uncertain whether it was the annoyingly high level of googlebot traffic or a never ebbing flow of sexual interest which led you revisit your ever so highly provactive article “Fuck me”. Perhaps it was a combination of the two - a mixture of the practical/logical and erotic forces, both of which flow so strongly within you.
Strangely enough, no person (or bot), has had either the brazen courage or the rapid surge of utter stupidity to comment on your article after the occasion of its first anniversary. How inconsiderate of them not to celebrate. I’ll send you a post-card when I get a chance
.
Mucho Amor,
Joe
last nite i got fucked my who my dad, mom and sister an brother we had so much fun i got to eat cum and we had a sex mackine that fucked each and every one of us. then my friend came over then we went to a sex store and we all got fucked again. me and my friend saw massive dicks nd boobs we got to suck them and they sucked ourpussies and (E sized boobs)
Yeah that last comment scared me a bit, i typed fuck me in the goat ass. something adam sandler said in one of his cd’s (funny stuff) anyway i like to fuck but then again not many people dont. FUCK ME!!!!
i had sex with my sister and she came in my mouth and i swollowed it!
i need to love forever
wow isnt it amazing what you can find on goggle
te he keep up the great work
i need to a pussy, wet and hot, i have a thick penis,please give me a pussy
sorry…nice job meme…but those are some nasty-ass comments!!! shit…man im scared now…fuck me…man my chiks gonna bounce…ugh…im gonna have nightmares about those ones yo…
If it were only so easy for those of us considered undatable and having gone without for over a decade. “Fuck me” was a plea to the gods. If it were only as easy as you beautiful metro women think?
i was wondering what this site is about can any of u beautiful girls tell me about it