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The other day I was reading Seed Magazine and came across an article about a dude who was gonna live in a cave for 3 years…

ROME (AFP)—An Italian sociologist hopes to spend up to three years hunkered in a small, chilly underground cave in central Italy to better understand the body's natural cycles, a newspaper has reported.

Maurizio Montalbini, 53, moved into his new grotto home Wednesday, said La Repubblica on Thursday.

He intends to pass more than 1,000 days drinking water from a small pipe, and eating food pills at meals. But he's also brought a few treats: four kilogrammes (10 pounds) of honey, two kilogrammes (4.4 pounds) of nuts and 1.5 kilogrammes (3.3 pounds) of chocolate, according to La Repubblica.

His sojourn aims to better understand the body's natural rhythms to determine better medical dosages and fight stress and insomnia. _{[via Seed Magazine]}

That's some stupid shit. I mean, my natural rhythms include a little porn and some touchy-touchy. Not to mention the fact that he's only taking 3.3 pounds of chocolate…for 3 Years? Fuck that shit.

Onto other news…

Like many of you out there I'm a visual learner, so getting the news in a pictorial diagram is awesome:

That is, until you read the article.

The driver of a car containing four teenage girls, Tabitha Adams, 17, of Bowling Green, told the Ohio Highway Patrol that one of her passengers took the bra off underneath a shirt because the family dog had chewed it earlier that day, causing it to fray…Two Toledo men in a trailing 2006 Dodge Neon were injured when driver James Campbell told troopers he swerved to avoid the flying bra and his car flipped several times in the grass median. _{[via Toledo Blade]}

What?

Here's the evidence: Dog chews bra, bra is placed on antenna of car, bra flies off antenna and causes another car to swerve and crash.

Is it just me or is something not adding up here? It's not my first thought to place a dog-chewed bra on the car antenna, so I'm not following the logic. What troubles me the most is why the dog chewed the bra in the first place. I can only imagine that the girl has some weird dog food on boobies fetish and therefore the scent of dog food was left on her bra which naturally attracted the dog. Maybe someone can explain this one to me?

Now, let's just label this one under the 'obvious' category:

"If a Woman Can’t Climax it’s the Man’s Fault, not Vice Versa"

Researchers have found that women who receive more bodily sexual stimulation than just plain intercourse tend to climax more than women who just engage in regular sex.

The study was conducted in Australia as a collaborative effort to see if there was a market for female Viagra® as it was a commonplace idea to think women’s libidos were generally low.

The research, however, proved otherwise. More than 19,000 people were interviewed and found that 31.1 percent of women who engaged in heterosexual sex did not reach orgasm compared to 24 percent of women who engaged in sex with women did. And 5.2 percent of men did not climax.

Also, less than 50 percent of women who experienced only straight sex had an orgasm; whereas, women who added a different routine, i.e. oral stimulation, lesbian sex, anal sex, etc., had a 90 percent chance of acquiring an orgasm. The study was published in the recent volume of Journal of Sex Research. _{[via Sex Herald]}

I hope you all are taking notes. Note 1: Living in a cave for three years with very little chocolate can lead to little or no stimulation. Note 2: Dogfood and boobies don't mix. Note 3: Unless of course the dogfood is coupled with lesbians and oral/anal sex and thus leading to a better chance of orgasm.

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