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1. Stupid people
2. Stupid people in positions of power
3. Pet owners (the ones that dress up their pets)
4. Rice Pudding
5. Food poisoning from Rice Pudding
6. Vibrators with multiple speed settings
7. When it takes more than 3 minutes to get off
8. Becoming addicted to the high speed setting
9. Groups of children in public places
10. Men with big egos and small weiners
11. Men with any personality defect and a small weiner
12. Nude panty hose
13. Plastic surgery
14. Tara Reid's nipples
15. Daytime television
16. Running out of coffee
17. Sanka
18. The Easter Bunny
19. People dressed in animal costumes
20. Loud girls in tight outfits
21. Watching loud guys trying to hook up with loud girls
22. The Proactive TV commercial spokespeople
23. Reaching for something dropped under the fridge
24. Cleaning out the fridge
25. Unkempt feet
26. Toe jam
27. Overgrown toenails
28. Chicken claws
That's the rough list. I'm sure I'm forgetting something so I may add to it later.
Last 5 posts by Meme
Things that scare me…
do not fear the rice pudding, embrace it. tapioca too.
jr
#19. AMEN!
Amen to 4 AND 5 - Rice Pudding is evil and should be part of our new ‘broad powers of persuasion’ at colorful places like Gitmo, Abu Ghirab, and Times Sq. I once got heinously ill off the stuff and wouldn’t repeat the incident for any amount of fame, money or power….
what about personality defects and big wieners?