Stamped: October 24th, 2006 | Toggle Similar
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So I just stumbled in from an all night party-fest ('cause you know Monday is the new Friday) to find, well, nothing. No new post here on Girlspoke. I immediately checked my email thinking I'd find one of those heartfelt "I'm super sick and can't write nothin' today" emails. Once again, nothing. Hum. Now I'm worried. Poor Heather must be in such a bad state she can't even type. Her fragile little fingers probably wrapped up in adorable little casts unable to even open the cover of her laptop let alone press that big power button. I thought for moment about calling her but realized that opening the cell phone would most likely cause excruciating pain. So I called the dairy and faxed over the only picture I had…

I began feeling better when I knew the cartons were going to press ASAP. One less thing to worry about, since her main fan base is milk drinkers I have no doubt she will be found and promptly returned to the heart-shaped bed.

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