Now, I'm no neat freak but I do feel strongly about proper hygiene. So this morning while having a lively banter with my coworkers it was brought up that one of them spotted Cynthia Nixon (Miranda from Sex and the City) at Tequila Sunrise (corner of Steinway and Northern Blvd. Read on...
My darlings, I have to apologize for the silence here yesterday. We were too busy having tickle fights and drinking banana daiquiris. And I think we fell into a non-leap year worm hole, bending the fabric of space an time. Not to worry, all is well at GS Central. Now, Read on...
So it's Halloween. The day when women get to dress as slutty as possible and men can indulge their inner transexual by dressing up as slutty women. The other day I was at the urban pumpkin patch, the supermarket, picking out the best gourd I could find and I was reminded of my all time favorite movies regarding the love of pumpkins, Benigni's scene in Night on Earth.
I lived in the country, where there weren't many women, and though you're still a kid, inside you feel a man's feeling, and there was no way to relieve this feeling. So the idea, not mine but a real intelligent friend of mine's, of relieving ourselves with, to make love with … how do I say this? With pumpkins. Pumpkins. Warm, soft, damp, with seeds inside, so round — and we would — toom ta toom — help me find the words, Father — we relieved ourselves with these pumpkins.
Of course this naturally led me to google with the search terms "Sex with Pumpkins" and I came across an article about a young guy…
Police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.
The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview from the jail.
When he was caught red-handed (or in this case orange-handed) his reply was fantasic:
[The officer] went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He got real surprised, as you'd expect, and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin? Damn…is it midnight already?"
Oh man, good stuff.
This search also yielded a link to a site called Vegan Porn which immediately piqued my interest. There was a similar article about pumpkin sex which I am sad to report may lead to a 90 day jail sentence. So be forewarned: Don't pumpkin-hump in public. And, I'd like to add, be sure to blow out the candle first.
Ok, y'all have a happy Halloween. And go ahead, eat all your candy in one sitting. I won't tell your mom.
Love in the pumpkin patch
So it's Halloween. The day when women get to dress as slutty as possible and men can indulge their inner transexual by dressing up as slutty women. The other day I was at the urban pumpkin patch, the supermarket, picking out the best gourd I could find and I was reminded of my all time favorite movies regarding the love of pumpkins, Benigni's scene in Night on Earth. 
Happy Halloween girls!! Hope you have great night and use, err get, lots of toys. Looking forward to many pics of Girlspoke En Regalia.
jr
Um, best pumpkins carving EVER.
I wish I could say I posed for that pumpkin carving, but my boobs aren’t that big.
Yeah, dude. We all know that’s Jenna’s silhouette
Um Jenna, you always talk about yourself in the third person?