just be happy
Stamped: November 7th, 2006 | Toggle Similar
Tagged: comedy, fun, internet stuff, self flagellation.
Judging by your lack of commentary on, like, ANY of my posts, I know you hate me. I can take a hint. But the thing is that you're stuck with me this week, ok? So fuck off. But wait. Not really. I just want you to love me.
Naturally, I wanted to make a list of ways to make you all love me again. Here's what I've come up with thus far:
1. Nude photos Photoshopped nude photos.
2. Foot massages. Goddamn, I could use one right now. But shit, this is about you. Sigh.
3. Kittens & puppies. You can have my two cats. They're cute. But I want you to be happy. And you deserve them.
4. Money. I'll count up my change in the bottom of my purse and fully mail it to you. (Minus S&H, of course.)
5. Music. Carnivals. Deep-fried twinkies. I've never had the latter, but they make toothless people happy. And inside, we're all the same, right?
6. Shutting up. (You realize this won't happen, right?)
7. Laughter. You know, I really try with this last one here. But I'll combine 6 & 7 and give you this:
Oh, oh, oh! And this!
If you don't laugh, you're stupid. (Just kidding!)
Last 5 posts by Jenna
- peace out, my lovlies - June 8th, 2007
- bringing sexy back - May 28th, 2007
- I'm no James Woods - May 21st, 2007
- fellow commuters: grunt! - May 14th, 2007
- No, no I don't. - May 7th, 2007
Jenna, I never stopped loving you, and you had me at ‘fuck off.’ Thanks for the heart touching post and funny ass youtube video’s.
I haven’t stopped loving you either….
But if you insist on doing something for me, I pick #5. Mmmm, fried twinkies…
forget all them others, #1 would be fine with me…
i’m such a simple guy…
pics please. me love you long time…
*sniff*
I’m new here and already loving it!
Another #1 request
So just the girls hate me, huh? What the eff?