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Heather More G-chat Fun: The Game is for Fucktards.

Stamped: November 8th, 2006 | Toggle Similar
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Here now, observe the following mating behavior (mating not yet guaranteed at this stage of pursuit):

Him: well not to be pushy or anything but what are the chances i can meet you in a bar/lounge environment before said date and time?

me: ha
i can confirm that will happen
my # is ——-
i like texts too
any form of word typing really

Him: cool. mine is ——–. and texting is my primary means of communication
it made grunting and pointing seem so antequated

me: nice
hey i could probably do early evening one of the weekend days
like pre party time

Him: ok
i accept those terms
saturday?

me: unless you want to chill with me for the first time WHILE i am partying
maybe saturday
actually yeah i think so
my plans are all super late plans

Him: no no no… dont want to play catchip
hmmm ok

me: after party stuff

Him: shady

me: nothing shady
like whoring
not on saturday anyway

Him: :)

me: exactly
ok i think i am gonna start walking to this party

Him: ok

me: if you have something fun to say prior to saturday feel free to share
i dont play "the game" and i like talking to people

Him: my roomie has a book called the game
it says to do magic tricks to pick up women

me: the game is for fucktards
and
if a guy trys to play it with me i will mindfuck him
(i'm competative)
(and overconfident)

Him: well at least he's getting some

me: ha
nice

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5 Responses to More G-chat Fun: The Game is for Fucktards.


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  • Chill while you are partying? Sure you pointed it out, but it’s still a pretty silly contradiction in terms.

    Posted by Martin # 1 year, 8 months ago
  • Do you ever actually write posts that require thought? I am sick of reading your gmail chats that require about 2 seconds of work (one to copy, one to paste). Get over yourself.

    Posted by Anon # 1 year, 8 months ago
  • I just thought you might find it interesting. I’ll try harder next week. Thanks for being a dick about it though, the world surely doesn’t have enough assholes!

    Posted by Heather # 1 year, 8 months ago
  • I just still would like to know, what G chat is and where to get it… :-D
    O, and just do your thing.. Love to read it.. :-)

    Cheers from Holland..

    Posted by Victor # 1 year, 8 months ago
  • High five for bringing back some hate comments, Heather! I think that means we’re popular again.

    Posted by Jenna # 1 year, 8 months ago

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