vote. or suffer aesthetic discomforts that may or may not result in bodily harm and/or death.
Stamped: November 20th, 2006 | Toggle Similar
Tagged: dress up, fun, polls.
(My timing is horrible, but let's pretend this is about a month earlier and my post title is socially in sync with current evens, ok?) I've been thinking about changing up my hair for a few weeks now. Currently, it's brown, layered, long. You know…boring. I've already done the whole platinum thing, which was fully exciting, but horrifically expensive to maintain. I could go with the firey redhead look, but I'm not so sure I even like the style of my cut anymore. So now, I'm seeking out your advice. I've compiled a collection of "enhanced" images for your perusal. By "enhanced" I mean that I hacked and sawed in Paint and you'll probably have just as much fun looking at the hairstyles as my, um, skills. Be nice or at least be a funny mean person.
But moving onward. I found this nifty software online…it's called Hair Pro 2006 if you're bored at work. But back to this highly important, super-intelligent topic of my post!
The Sharon Osborne:
The fat Kelly Osborne:
The Sporty Spice:
The Pat Benatar:
The Cocker Spaniel:
The "Movie Star":
The Meredith Vieira:
The "Mom":
And, finally, the cute one:
Look, you don't even need to comment. Just vote in this nifty poll thingy. It's not like your civil duty or anything, but you will be one of the many that will suffer if an ugly hairstyle prevails. No one wants to look at that shit.
God, this is kind of creepy isn't it? All those heads? Does anyone remember watching Return to Oz??
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Well, while my first inclination might have been to vote for the “Mom” look, I recognize that that’s totally perverted and betrays profound unresolved developmental issues that will take years to address in psychanalysis. Soooo…..
As long as you are doing throwbacks to the late 70s early 80s, could I suggest that you seriously consider something a bit more along the lines of Wendy O. Williams of the Plasmatics? Sort of a blondish/blackish Mohawk? I mean, her style in general was always cute and perky, and when you go to parties you wouldn’t have to spend lots of money on expensive tops. You could go shirtless–just head down to Home Depot and pick up a roll of black electrical tape and put a piece over each nipple. And of course, if you get cold, there’s always Saran Wrap.
Are you going to do anything about the glasses?
Are you fucking kidding me? Of course the cute one, it’s got cute in the name. Just like sporty or osborne are things to stay away from. Return to Oz has nothing on you, Jenna.
I think I’m going to vote for the “cocker spaniel” for obvious reasons.
Wait, what were we talking about?
Cute followed by Kelly. Scary(sporty to you) was too scary even when she wore it. Meme wants you to go spaniel so she’ll have fodder to beat you up with. I liked your blond look, but i really like your brunette look, very sexy in a smoldering kind of way. naked would be ok too.
Damn, it was Scary Spice, wasn’t it?
As for the Cute One, I had to give a hint…this is HAIR we’re talking about. MY hair. I think the brown will stay…as will the glasses.
Maybe I’ll throw in some electrical tape.
Weirdly enough, I kinda like the Kelly Osborne.
And yeah, I sure as hell remember watching “Return to Oz”. I’d have to be diagnosed with Alzheimer’s if I didn’t, I own the freakin’ DVD (for obviously “mysterious” reasons) and I watched it with an equally misled friend, not too long ago. I still (yes, still) like the scene with the heads. Would be good to switch from time to time. Hell, would be good to switch today, look like shit from three days of partying. Bring in Head Number 34…