Stamped: November 21st, 2006 | Toggle Similar
Tagged: neuroses.

And here are a 5 things I'd like to let you know about me.

1. I love onesies. For those of you you don't know, onesies are one-piece outfits and they are my favorite thing to wear. Some of my onesies even have a snap crotch for easy access. As a matter of fact, I really love teeny clothing. The more leg and boob I can have out without actually being naked, the better I feel about my ensemble.
2. I am black and I was raised in the backwoods south of Atlanta, Georgia, but I have the voice of a white girl from Northern California. No one else in my family talks like me and to this day, I am the family oddity. "How come Bran talks like that?" people always ask. "Twas white day care's what it 'twas," is my grandfather's favorite answer.
3. I didn't know I was a pretty girl until spring break of my freshman year of college. I was on the back of a truck in the parking lot of a Panama City Beach KFC and a very cute boy from a Michigan State fraternity was sitting beside me. We were drunk on Bud Light and he told me that he had been afraid to approach me on the beach that day because he figured I was too pretty to talk to him. I opened my mouth to say something cute but let out a huge surprise burp instead. Luckily, since I am black he couldn't see how red I felt.
4. Preteen girls love me. Lucky for me, my goal in life is to write comedy television for just that demographic. I have a laminated poster of Leonardo DiCaprio in my room above my bed. I have been to three NSync concerts and most of my CD collection is comprised of the 1997-2002 playlists from Billboard's top 25. I am more inclined to buy something if there are sparkles on it.
5. I always match. From the shoes, to the shirt, to the earrings, to the hat, to the necklace to the eyeshadow–Brandy Crawford always matches. It's actually physically hard for me to leave my apartment if I know that I don't match. Before my blue iPod mini fell to its death down the elevator shaft at my old office, I would actually try and coordinate my outfit with the iPod. It's my tragic flaw but fortunately it's a flaw that just inspires general annoyance in my friends and loved ones rather than anger.

Hi everyone!! I'm Brandy Crawford!

Last 5 posts by Brandy

• Hell House - November 9th, 2007
• 36 going on 11 - October 9th, 2007
• College was a good time. - September 25th, 2007
• I'm the easiet girl ever to break up with - September 18th, 2007
• Christmas Lights - August 28th, 2007