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A. I think I've got a whole lot of nothing today
- I am moving and I can't take my nice newish futon with me. I think that someone needy like in the projects would love to have this thing. How do I get it to them? How do you find needy people so you can give them cool stuff like futons? Who do I email to accomplish such a thing? I think that the really needy folks don't email.
- I think the word fucktards has become mainstream.
- It just so happens that I've been spending time in beds of exes and people I used to date lately. It's somewhat nice, but it also makes me feel bland and flavorless.
- I'd just love to be anorexic right now but I just have too much will to live lately. Well, in general, aside from the blandness.
- What am I talking about "bland"? It's just today. Yesterday. Too busy at work. Too hateful with real estate agency.
- I'm in something a little unusual that's going to give me a lot of unusual exposure. It seems cool and fun, but I'm kinda scared. We'll have to see what happens. Here's a clip from it.
- Relationships. Relatable girl things. I am supposed to discuss these things with you folks. I want to be relevant. But I'm a little exhausted. Should I list what's really happening in my super fun dating life?

B. Why not.
- A man visited me from out of town who I only met once and thought was great. We didn't end up meeting up. The thought of it kind of scared me. I hate dates. But I like people and I like meals.
- I slept in a bed next to a boy that I adore. He knows I adore him, and I know he doesn't want to be with me. I think he's troubled. I hang around anyway even when he doesn't put out because I enjoy his company so much. It's a little torturey, but I genuinely want his friendship. I wish he wouldn't read this but I think we reads everything I write. Hey you. Don't read into this.
- I have a non serious crush on a younger, very funny gentleman who is too busy for booty calls. I think legitimately and not excuses. Still. Beer keg tapped dry. Want more beer.
- I spend time with men who I know "like-me like-me" even though I feel no chemistry with them and so it makes me mad that I don't feel more because they'd probably love me good proper.
- Sometimes I'll bed my most recent serious ex cause the mouth crushin was so good. For some reason this works and does not interfere with our friendship.
- Why didn't that hot bartender call.
- I have another little crush on a friend who I think I should stay just friends with. I think we've just got some chemistry.

C. Yes. In conclusion. It's just chemistry. I can't hate a man who just doesn't want me because I know that there's great men who I feel nothing for as well. There's nothing more depressing than forced love.

Ok folks, that is all. Perhaps you appreciated my weird formatting. Good night and good luck

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