Stamped: December 15th, 2006 | Toggle Similar
Tagged: complaint dept., dates of yore, just plain stupid, rant, what the...?™.

I was dumped recently. I know this may come as a shock to most of you. You're probably thinking, "I didn't even know she was dating someone." Or, "What? He dumped her? That's some crazy shit." And I'm here to tell you it is some crazy shit. In fact his reason was that I told him, "Fuck you." Which of course made me think about all the fuck yous I've graced the world with.

I've given the world a plethora of Fuck Yous. Like my mother. She has gotten more than her fair share. "Fuck you for sending me homemade chocolate chip cookies." "You love me? Well, fuck you!"

I drop F-bombs where ever I go. Here's me dropping one in San Francisco.

And another one in Italy.

You see, I believe whole-heartedly in the beauty of profanity. The properly placed fuck you or shut the fuck up you dumbass can really make a statement. Even in other languages. My ex-husband gets his daily dose of vafanculo and pezzo di merda from me and I'm pretty sure he loves it.

Then I was reading the other day on Science Blogs that cussing was actually an effective communication tool. People are more likely to remember what you said if you mix in some profanity.

As in the other experiments, negative words were remembered better than neutral words (63% and 50%, respectively), but the taboo words were by far the best remembered (80%!).

It makes perfect sense. Perfect fucking sense. I mean this shit just proves how fucking on it all us potty-mouthed people are. I'm convinced that people who refuse to use profanity should be avoided at all costs. They're just holding it all in and someday they'll burst and go all freaky passive/aggressive on your ass cause they're not really saying what they feel. The next time someone tells you you've got a mouth like a truck driver tell 'em "Damn fucking straight, and don't forget it you stupid piece of shit."

SAY IT! You know you want to.

As far as being dumped for it well, I'd like to now rescind my apology I gave at the time and even go so far as saying Thank You cause the best part about being dumped before the holidays: being able to return the gift…wait, for store credit??? What the…Fuck You. I don't need no stinking store credit at Sharper Image. Fucking fuckity fuck fuck.

Oddly enough, he never had a problem when I said "Fuck me."

Oh, and one more thing: FUCK YOU!

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