One more reason why nice guys finish last:
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cause we don't fucking believe you. Or at least I don't.
We have gone through life with partners who follow rules of the game, and even though I hate bullshit, I can totally appreciate a playa who's got game and plays it well. That shit can be satisfying like chess or a well crafted screenplay.
So no, it's really not acceptable until someone already trusts you and has let you in to be that nice.
If a man showers you with, "you're beautiful" "have a good day" "I had a great time last night" frequently, repetatively, and without provocation or timidness, don't fucking trust that punk ass motherfucker. Seriously bitches! Reckonize.
Too nice means that this motherfucker learned exactly what to say and exactly what you want to hear. I predict that the fellow will make you think he's an awesome guy- and when it's time to end it, you'll think it's cause there's something wrong with yoooo- but it's he who is a jerkface … or so I surmise from some thrilling television dramas I've experienced.
Do not buy that shit.
Saying that nice guys finish last is really not a correct assessment of the nice guy. What's more accurate is that nice guys can creep you the fuck out saying all this crazy ass too nice too soon crap.
What's really nice? Being a good guy, being appreciative, being open, honest, treating us right. But not tooo right. Chivalry isn't dead but it needs to be updated to modern times. What the hell am I going to do with flowers? Meh. Cheesy. It's really the little stuff that counts. Lend me that book you know I am going to love cause it reminds you of a thing that I said. That's hot. Go down on me for hours and high five me, that's a true compliment. But tell me that I'm beautiful and watch look at you funny thinking, "why. why are you saying that now."
Up to no good I tell ya. Up to no good, those boys.
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I agree with some of your ass-essments, but I think you’re way too harsh. I bagged an undercover cop at my fave dump (The Blue Room, 59 & 2nd Av) and I thought he was a “nice boy.” I liked his compliment:”Cezanne or Renoir couldn’t match your pinkness. You are beautiful all over.” It took me a sec to recognize he meant it well and that he really admired my ass-ets. I glowed all day long.
Still, I love your piece! Excellent galloping, breathless writing from beginning to end.
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Heather: you’ve hit the NAIL ON THE HEAD.
i am crying laughing. this is so true!!
Treat you right, but not too right?
OH COME ON!
When you can tell us exactly what you want, then we’ll treat you right.
Don’t fuck with me Heather.
I have a pattern and I’m comfortable with it.
I find a really nice guy, and he breaks my heart.
With advice like yours, I might break that pattern, and I wouldn’t begin to know what to do!!