Next time I open my mouth please put something in it
Stamped: February 9th, 2007 | Toggle Similar
Tagged: body parts, hot sex, sex talk.
There is nothing more cathartic than new sex, even if it's with someone you've been with before. I'm talking about post-break-up sex with someone other than your most recent ex. It's like vaginal rejuvenation. Being able to know that the last cock in you didn't belong to the asshole who completely fucked you over is absolutely baptismal. So when my stand-by called me last Friday I wasn't my usual coquettish self. I hadn't seen him since World Cup weekend and I was ready. He asked what I was doing and I replied, "I just need to shave my legs so walk slowly."
I'm just going to get straight to the point here. Stand-by, actually let's call him Dream Cock, is one of the best lovers I've ever had. Every time we get together I can't walk straight for days following. Friday was no exception. Actually, Friday was an exception because it exceeded my expectations. It was just what I needed. From the moment he walked in the door and bent me over the dining room table to the acrobatics in the bedroom I was reborn.
Now, you know when men are at the height of ecstasy and they lose control of their verbal outbursts? I've heard many an I love you at that moment. I've learned to ignore it (but of course chide them later for it.) Most women know that men cannot be held responsible for what they say right before they shoot their load. But what happens when the tables are turned? You see, I said something that stopped him in his tracks. I'm almost too embarrassed to tell you.
I said, "I want to make a dildo mold of your cock and fuck another woman with it while you watch."
Um yeah.
I know all the guys out there are saying, "Fuck yeah!" But that is the equivalent of telling a woman you love her or promising her a diamond ring pre-orgasm. It is precisely what the other person wants to hear. He did stop and say, "So, can we have a threesome? Cause that would be awesome." And just like a guy who blurted out a proposal I had to figure a way to back-track.
"Um, well, maybe…um, let's just keep fucking, ok?"
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Ummm…that was kinda hot!
Oh the things we women say to keep the fuck fest going…
I don’t know about the men you go out with, but that would have elicited a freezing and an “excuse me? You want to what, precisely” followed by awkward silence from this man. You know, one of those horrible moments during the most intimate times of sex when a man is just, you know, JUDGING you.
Meme, you’ve just completely turned me on!
way hot. and, the elusive, teasing hint of a potential threesome. he really didn’t need to ask. and i am happily imagining all the oral stimulation generated to get the original ready for the mold. whether the clone ended up in another girl or not, quite the turn on knowing one’s girl has a replica to use on herself, especially in conjunction with the original. see how worked up you can get us with little comments like that?
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So it would appear that you don’t like yourself; being open to sex just for the joy of orgamism is sad. To many people these days have destroyed the whole thought of Love and sexual consorting. This is why women call men dogs and this is why women looking for the right relationship will never fine it. Good men will date and even live with someone willing to give it up to other guys just for the joy of sex. The whole concept should be easy to calculate even for the most airheaded of the females that walk. Men do not want to marry a woman that have many partners in sex, you will get old and you will be lonely settling for anyone that will have you. You will find later not now that you have given away the most precious thing you have to offer yourself to those that did not deserve it. You will later look at yourself and wonder why. It is sad that you have grown up with the idea that it is OK to be sexually active and care free of the consequences that come later with such loose behavior now.