Stamped: February 16th, 2007 | Toggle Similar
Tagged: body parts, sponsored post.

Ah, the boob job. What's left to be said, right? Well, I was reading some commentary over at MyBodyPart.com and I had to lay down some of my own thoughts. I'll try not to sound mundane.

The site is clearly pro-boob job, and basically pro-cosmetic surgery. But before I get into that, let me make my own stance clear.

I love me a perky set of titties.

There. I said it. I mean, I know I'm supposed to hate the notion of plastic surgery and all the unrealistic expectations it sets and bludgeoning blows to esteems it hands out. But the truth is that I think some superficial enhancements may just do some bodies good. According to this site, the number of surgeries has been steadily increasing in our nation. Therein lies the debate. Are we seeing more surgeries because our young girls are feeling overwhelmed by pressure to look like Anna Nicole (may she rest in luxurious peace)? Or do you think it's because women are feeling more empowered and are scoffing at the stereotypes that overshadow the saline sacs? Maybe it's both. I'm certainly no scientist, and many around here would suggest I'm closer to an asshole or even Satan, perhaps, than I am a philosopher. But MyBodyPart.com kind of sums it up best, here:

Breast augmentation surgery is an effective way for people to obtain a fresh perspective on life. An unattractive chest can be a mental drain for a person and after obtaining this treatment, many patients are surprised to see how a procedure designed to create changes on their physical bodies has also rejuvenated them mentally and emotionally. If you view breast augmentation as the cure all for all of your problems, you will probably be disappointed with the results. However, if you understand that breast augmentation is a treatment that will only enhance your attractiveness, then this could be one of the best things you can do for your life.

You want to get more ass? Fit into those hot halter tops? Stop playing lift-em-up in the mirror every time you take a shower? Then get a new set. Or maybe you're suffering from the sag after years of breast feeding or intense jogging without the help of a sturdy support bra. This gig is for you.

But maybe you prefer yourself au natural. If that's the case, send a big flipped bird in the direction of anyone who may make you feel self-conscious. Fuck plastics.

The thing to remember here is that everyone does things for their own reasons. Who are we to judge an 18 year old that gets implants because of a birth defect? Or even the Beverly Hills blonde who wants to keep her marriage firey hot? Same for the flat-chested that couldn't be more in love with their just-a-handful.

So, kind of like prostitution, I think boob jobs are a victimless crime. Wait…did I say that out loud? If you want a biased, but not in-your-face obnoxious pro-surgery pep-talk, head over to MyBodyPart.com. (Please don't tell them I compared them to hookers.)

*_{As a matter of disclosure, this was a paid for sponsored post, but didn't we make it fun?!! Now Jenna can buy herself some decent fucking bras for her kickass knockers. -Meme}

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