in the land of the bizarre we find a jewel
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In the vastness that is the internet you can find some truly mind-boggling shit. There is such a multitude of peculiarities out there that there’s almost too little bizarreness. Where's the shock value any more? In a way, we have become desensitized. But every so often, if you’re truly lucky (and bored out of your ever lovin’ mind), you stumble upon something that takes you right back to that comfort zone of strange and bizarre internet finds.
The Proud Pussy, thankfully, is one such site that encompasses all that we know and love about the world wide web.
The rings are made of sterling silver with a juvenile - pink cubic zirconia, at the place of clitoris.
The ProudPussy-rings comes in five models - Tove, Leyla, Amanda, Eva and Kristina. While they are beautiful to look at, they also show the variation in what womens sex really look like. All different. But all just as good. Be proud of your pussy!"
What makes this ring so damn fantastical, besides the fact that it’s a pussy on your finger, is the seriousness, not only with the product itself, but in the way it’s marketed. That’s the primary reason it made my list of astonishingly bizarre internet crap. The sheer fact that it isn’t in the least bit centered around vulgarity, but honest to goodness wholesome vaginal sanctification is just kooky enough to warrant attention. Bless the Swedish and their affinity for shock and awe.
I’m not sure if the ring depicts radical feminism gone astray or an ingenious avowal of femininity, but it does beckon many questions. For example:
Would it be appropriate to wear in all social settings? What bout the PTA or Uncle Ned’s funeral?
Would I be able to give one to my grandmother one and not have to worry about sending her into cardiac arrest?
What would be the appropriate response when the checkout clerk asks about the ring (and no doubt, she will ask)? Could I proudly proclaim pussy pride publicly?
Putang bling. It certainly does have a certain je ne sais quoi to it. Without a doubt it's a definite conversation piece. Of course, one would first need to straddle a mirror to determine which ring accurately depicts her fortune nookie jewel. In the right company the process could turn downright kinky.
Move over cock ring, there's a new ring in town….and this one doesn't require lube and careful maneuvering to slide on.
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Oh my! It certainly appeals to the art lover in me…I am not certain I would wear one of them…but I like the fact that there are several to choose from…a true reflection of the diversity of pussy available on the market.
Well, I know they have different rules for chicks and all that, but if, for example, I guy wore a penis ring on his finger would that mean that he was kind of gay? Or at least latent?
But if a chick does it, this life affirming, be proud of your pussy (an orifrice that the majority of people in the world happen to have) kind of shit.
What if I’m proud of my ear? Can I get a ring with my ear on it? Lately I’ve also been quite satisfied with my elbow. Maybe an elbow ring?
Having spent too great a portion of my life in close proximity to Swedish in-laws, I can testify that they are a bunch of crazy ass motherfuckers, but not because of pussy rings. They’re just nuts. Its actually unusual for a Swede to flaunt genetalia in any context. People that live in cold climates tend towards repression. So, maybe this represents a breakthrough. Husker-lykketil gromeda Varna-kruup!!!
dammit–where’s my proof reader? I meant “If a guy wore…”
And “if a chick does it, it’s this life affirming…”
I think I should have limited access to correct my frickin’ typos. Meme?
By the way, since Meme seems to have this ethical thing about disclosing possible conflicts of interest, I should probably mention that my comments regarding Swedes are from the perspective of an American of Norsk ancestry. We don’t always win gold in the Olympics, but we usually beat the Swedes.
I want 2 of each. You know, because I’ve got ten fingers.
The names make me feel like I should be ordering one from the warehouse at Ikea.
I think I’m…. Tove. But wouldn’t it be embarrassing to wear one and have someone say that you chose the wrong one? I’m not sure I have the best angle to verify my own similarity to the selected styles.