Commenter Appreciation Day!
Stamped: March 9th, 2007 | Toggle Similar
Tagged: fan mail, friends and losers, holiday hijinks, sins.
I love our commenters here at Girlspoke. Some of the funniest smartest writing on the site comes not just from all us lovely ladies but from you…our commenters. So I have officially declared today, March 9 2007, Commenter Appreciation Day. To celebrate I will highlight the best of the best.
From our dear blogging buddy, Pauly D.:
This is the BEST BLOG EVER.
Just so you know, I would never choose a blow up doll over you girls. I mean, they pop. And, um, you guys don't.
Right?
Then there's this little gem from AJ:
I usually rate Girlspoke articles based on how many times I masturbate to them.
And some random guy named Michael said:
Yawn. Can you send me a link to womanspoke?
Since we fully appreciate all kinds of comments, even the angry, hateful or ignorant, I present to you the following comment from a gentleman named "Butch"…
So it would appear that you don’t like yourself; being open to sex just for the joy of orgamism is sad. To many people these days have destroyed the whole thought of Love and sexual consorting. This is why women call men dogs and this is why women looking for the right relationship will never fine it. Good men will date and even live with someone willing to give it up to other guys just for the joy of sex. The whole concept should be easy to calculate even for the most airheaded of the females that walk. Men do not want to marry a woman that have many partners in sex, you will get old and you will be lonely settling for anyone that will have you. You will find later not now that you have given away the most precious thing you have to offer yourself to those that did not deserve it. You will later look at yourself and wonder why. It is sad that you have grown up with the idea that it is OK to be sexually active and care free of the consequences that come later with such loose behavior now.
I had a good laugh over that one. Thanks Butch, your insightful and illuminating comment was enjoyed by all. And just so you know it's not the most precious thing I have to offer, in fact my blowjob skills far outrank my fornication style bar none. And I only give that up to a select few.
The funny thing was that when Butch left that comment I became curious as to how he found Girlspoke so I looked at the stat checker program…
Oh, Butch…fuck me whore? Doesn't seem like the most appropriate search term for a puritan like yourself. But we still love you since you left a comment.
Ok, now if you've ever left a comment here you are already in the commenter's inner circle so this is your day. Go celebrate our appreciation of YOU! If you never have you still can and get in on the festivities.
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Yay me!
I always knew I was awesome! And now I have validation!
First-time reader, first-time commenter. Is that OK on commenter appreciation day? I think this is the first time I’ve seen this blog and this entry alone made a fan out of me. Yay, ladies! Keep on inciting preachy pervs!
As a commenter, I appreciate your appreciation.
Hey…what do I have to say to be appreciated around here?! Loooooved that Butch guy…he’s a real riot!
Someone start pouring the champagne.
love a girl who is proud of her oral skills. practice may make perfect… ah butch, sadly representative of many of our neighbors here in the south(or in some movies about NOT gay preachers). butch, typeing with one hand while stroking himself with the other. but, let’s move on to fun stuff instead, about your oral skills meme… i’m typeing with one hand.
jr
You ladies are awesome. The Butch stomping was classic.
Thanks for all the great posts!
To all the Butches of this world, I’d just like to point out a flaw in your logic.
I’m sure everyone is familiar with the expression “why buy the cow when you can get the sex for free” (or variations on that theme). Butch and his penile bearing counterparts argue that women are un-marry-able if they ‘give up the sex for free’
Here is my question? Why oh WHY do they always assume the cow is the woman??? Really, if you think about it, the cow as the man makes the most anatomical sense
And ladies, why, should we buy the cow? Especially when we can head down to 7-11 and get the milk in a pretty little container (but that’s a story for another day)
Girlspokers of the world, you rule!!!!
Would it undermine the point of Commenter Appreciation Day if I were to make fun of Butch for his spelling?
PS…does anyone else always think of the taxi cab driver from Pulp Fiction when they hear this name, Butch, or is it just me?
the butch stomping was classic poetic justice.
So very well done! I admire your work.