Stamped: March 13th, 2007 | Toggle Similar
Tagged: about us, cry for help, intro, toys.

If you’ve read my bio, then you’ll know that I’m the new girl around here. Come to think of it; you’re probably only stopping by my post to see if I did indeed have to woo/spank/lick/suck/tickle anyone to get this gig. Well you pervs, you’ll be sorry to know that I did not have to resort to performing sexual favors to be here—only offer them.

Now that we got that out of the way (and probably lost my entire audience), I suppose I should introduce myself: I’m Adrie – a.k.a. The Accidental Sex Writer. Basically, I am a girl with a dirty mind that I can barely keep up with, who wrote a dirty story as a joke, submitted it to a few publications still as a joke and then found it the centre of a bidding war between all of the magazines I sent it to! How could I not become as sex writer after that??

Before all of this, I worked at the airport in every job imaginable; flight attendant, operations, foreign exchange, etc. Like all things; I loved it in the beginning and stayed until I loathed it. I guess you could say I’m the girl who beats the dead horse. I stay until there is absolutely nothing left worth staying for. Epiphany! I do the same in my relationships! (Just saved myself years of therapy by coming to that realization just now) So, I am a sex writer who is also dating in search of a horse—oops—man, who will manage to survive the beatings and always have things worth staying for.

Back to this gig. Reading through this site, the reasons why I would want to be here are just obvious—the girls rock! My less than obvious reasons for wanting to be here are to expand my audience so I can rant about my love/sex life, mainly because my friends and family just can’t take it anymore.

An overview of the current man situation:
- Have two men in another country who are in love with me, neither of which stands a chance just yet.
- Just found out that my crush of the last couple of years went on an Asian vacay and returned married. MARRIED!! I guess “I’m not ready for a relationship” really means: “I HATE YOU… and you’re not Asian”.
- The guys that I think would make great fuck-buddies all end up wanting relationships from me in the end, while the ones that I really care about prefer Asian girls. (Sorry, am still bitter and just can’t help myself)
- I find myself really attracted to one of my editors, but he lives a billion miles away.

So with my vibrator being the closest thing I have to a boyfriend; the search goes on…

Last 5 posts by Adrie

• To Fuck Like A Man - January 17th, 2008
• A Momentary Lapse In Judgement - January 7th, 2008
• Lying To The Girl You Fuck. Fa la la la la - December 21st, 2007
• Piss Off! - December 6th, 2007
• Kiss Me I'm A "Stewardess" - November 5th, 2007