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Meme a sortie of sorts

Stamped: March 15th, 2007 | Toggle Similar
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I know I spoke about revenge not too long ago and I spew vitriol about men on a regular basis. Perhaps that was the reason Woman Savers approached me to review their site. I'm always puzzled when we get these review requests. I usually think to myself, "They obviously don't read this site."

But this time around I thought that maybe, just maybe, these people had gotten it right so I eagerly surfed on over to their site. Their tagline is "Welcome to the World's Largest Database Rating Good AND Bad Men!" Hum, ok.

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The page came up and my eyes immediately went to the featured scumbag.

"He calls himself Dillen but that is his middle name first name is stuart. He is married. He claims to be rich so he can get dates with young pretty woman. He says he works at a college just because he likes helping the kids, not true, he's broke. I wouldn't want him counseling my kids. He was on one dating site that I know of sugardaddies.com posing as a single guy that is extremely wealthy. He says he had a great business in indy that was doing so well his competition bought him out, another lie, he filed bankruptcy in carrol county, 1995, that is a far distance from indy. He says he lives in Fort wayne, he lives in North Manchester. He has the nerve to say he lies to protect his family, if he was really concerned about his family he wouldn't be out cheating."

Yawn, I've dated a million guys like that. Maybe I should get out my black book and start outing my exs? (queue the sound of men all over the world shrieking in horror at their computer screens.) Naw, I still have faith that karma is knocking on their proverbial doors.

I wasn't really interested in checking out the cheaters, liars, and ne'er do wells so I went to other sections of the site. I found myself reading through some of the polls they had. Especially one entitled "sleaziest website on the internet"…oooh! sleazy websites, I'm all over it!

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All for the sake of research ('cause I'm not going to vote in a poll without knowing the candidates) I checked out the first site on the list, Fast Seduction and went the first topic, "Fast Seduction 101 Player Guide". My first thought was if a guy is looking for tips on the internet for getting some play, he'll never get it.

Then I checked out Alibi Network. Woah! They offer the following services:

  • E-mail (very informal): We send an e-mail alibi (e.g. Confirmation of a Job Interview, Work Seminar, Continuing Education Program, Business Meeting, etc.) to you.
  • Fax: We fax an alibi (e.g. Confirmation of a Job Interview, Work Seminar, Continuing Education Program, Business Meeting, etc.) to you.
  • Hard Copy: You will be able to print off of our website a Work Seminar Invitation, various Certificates of Achievement (e.g. Computer Classes, 3-day Seminars), etc.
  • Phone: We call the person of your choice (you, your spouse, etc.) in order to confirm your alibi on specific date.
  • Mail: We send to you or a person you designate your alibi (Confirmation of a Job Interview, Work Seminar, Continuing Education Program, Business Meeting, various Certificates) by mail.

I don't know about you but I'd like to have stock in that company.

Yeah, it's sleazy and yeah, cheaters and liars suck. But the question that begs to be asked is Who is the better person? The one who cheats and lies or the one who outs them on the internet? I'm almost inclined to have preference for someone that is going out of their way to cover up certain indiscretions to protect their relationship as opposed to the scorned ex going out of their way to publicize information about their ex on the internet that could potentially ruin their life. It doesn't make it right either way.

So what's my final review of Woman Savers? No Way, No How. What does it say about a site when I tried to sign up for an account I couldn't. I filled in all the info, clicked submit and the page goes back to the same form but empty. Then I tried to sign in and they "have no record" of my username, THEN I try to sign up again and it says my email is already in the database. Can you feel my frustration? Being an internet-geeky type that's enough for me to never visit a site again.

But most of all a site that's based in promoting hatred and anger is just not for me. If I were a guy I'd be very afraid of this site, not because I'd be some lying abusive bastard but because I know sometimes I'm not the nicest person to be around and half the crap I say invariably gets misconstrued. Can't we all just get along?

*Listen up, this was a paid for sponsored post. Someone's got to keep this ship up and running.

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  • Wow! I’m amazed that there is a website that will provide a cheating man with an alibi. I don’t know why I am surprised - I guess you can find anything on the web these days.

    Posted by Carmen # 1 year, 1 month ago
  • I remember watching an Episode of Law and Order and they had an alibi service on the show. I am SOOOOO not surprised this is for real. What I would be fascinated to know is who the majority of clients are. I wonder how many WOMAN actually use this thing. I know (IF) i was ever going to do some dirt (which i never would, of course,lol) I would do it smartly, and call in an alibi, ahahahaha.

    Posted by ilyana # 1 year, 1 month ago
  • Oh my goodness, I can not believe there is such a thing! I went to go check it out to see if it is a joke website or they actually conduct businesses… And they even have opportunities for jobs globally ?! World is crazy :0

    Posted by Mary # 1 year ago

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