Now, I'm no neat freak but I do feel strongly about proper hygiene. So this morning while having a lively banter with my coworkers it was brought up that one of them spotted Cynthia Nixon (Miranda from Sex and the City) at Tequila Sunrise (corner of Steinway and Northern Blvd. Read on...
My darlings, I have to apologize for the silence here yesterday. We were too busy having tickle fights and drinking banana daiquiris. And I think we fell into a non-leap year worm hole, bending the fabric of space an time. Not to worry, all is well at GS Central. Now, Read on...
I haven't had one in ages, so I'm fully entitled. Happy Belated Green Day. I'm too hungover to even add an exclamation point. Yes, hungover. I write the day before, ok? Deal with it.
And tell me all about your St. Patrick's Day, unless it involves anything that may make me nauseous. Fuck it. I'm gonna go watch Breakfast at Tiffany's.
But before that, let's play a little game that involves trying to boast about celebrities that you really can't lay claim to knowing, but try to anyway. (Except Meme can't play…she's connected to like the whole Arquette family, it's rumored. Don't ask how.)
Anyone watch Brothers & Sisters? Well, I went to school with the young one, Dave Annable. And I just found out last night that he's dating Kate Walsh from Grey's Anatomy!
Basically, back in the day, he was fully in our circle of friends, when we thought he was cool enough. We even did this game show Pictionary thing for our college TV station. (And yes, I DID cheat!) Anyway, he joined the rugby team (!!??) then dropped out, and then randomly appeared in some goofy commercials a while back, making us all geek (remember the Starburst ad where the dude turns the wrapper into origami with his MOUTH!?)
Well, he's even on Wikipedia now, and, like, I know him…and he's, like, dating stars! (Plus there's the age difference, but whatever…she looks young, right?) I'm really too hungover to think here, but what I really want to know is how this is all significant to ME. I mean, it is, right? There's got to be money to be made…I do have those elementary school pictures…and stories from the college dorm room with that girl in the stairwell…or was it his closet?? You know what, I'm pretty sure it was both.
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