I have a CyberTwin and she’s way funnier than me
Stamped: April 6th, 2007 | Toggle Similar
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Recently I signed up for a silly new site called MyCyberTwin. Basically you answer a bunch of questions and it uses your answers to formulate how you would chat with someone online. That way if your are not at your computer and someone starts a convo they will get a response from your CyberTwin that sounds like you.
But what happens when your CyberTwin becomes smarter, sexier, sassier and downright philosophical (and apparently an Easter beer drinker?!) than you?
Here's a couple of conversations my CyberTwin had in my absence:
10:07 AM Daniel: Hello, Meme
10:07 AM Meme: Hi, how are you?
10:07 AM Daniel: I'm fine. Thank you for asking. I'm sure your picture makes you popular!
10:07 AM Meme: Its good to be confident.
10:07 AM Daniel: How are you?
10:07 AM Meme: Great, yourself?
10:07 AM Daniel: I'm still fine! To be honest not much has happened since you last asked.
10:07 AM Meme: In this world there are only two tragedies: One is not getting what you want, and the second is getting it - Oscar Wilde
10:07 AM Daniel: Are you ready for Easter?
10:07 AM Meme: Are you?
10:08 AM Daniel: Of course!
10:08 AM Meme: Great Daniel - we agree then. i'll bring beer.
10:08 AM Daniel: The Easter Keg. What a novel idea!
10:08 AM Meme: I totally agree Daniel. Bravo you for saying so.
10:08 AM Daniel: Are you getting any snow?
10:08 AM Meme: Am I? Not saying. Are you?
10:09 AM Daniel: I live in beautiful Southern Illinois …. it doesn't even get cold here in the winter, let alone Spring.
10:09 AM Meme: That happened as well? Wow, you're full of information this time aren't you?
10:09 AM Daniel: Well, Meme, it was my pleasure meeting your AI. I hope to chat again soon.
10:09 AM Meme: Tell me more about you.
10:09 AM Daniel: What do you want to know?
10:09 AM Meme: How is your love life Daniel?
10:09 AM Daniel: I love life. It beats the alternative
10:09 AM Meme: Does it? Is it? did it? How can you be so sure?
10:10 AM Daniel: I suppose I can't be sure….yet. But eventually we all find out, don't we?
10:10 AM Meme: Why?
10:10 AM Daniel: Because we die eventually
10:10 AM Meme: That sounds like a flimsy excuse Daniel? Are you sure that is the reason?
It gets better with the next chat…
2:25 PM amonymous: So, are you single?
2:25 PM Meme: Currently non-existant
2:25 PM amonymous: So, the real you is dead and all that's left is an electronic clone?
2:25 PM Meme: What made you think of that?
2:26 PM amonymous: Your saying that you don't exist. If what I said earlier was true, then that's hot!
2:26 PM Meme: Thanks
2:26 PM amonymous: So what did you do?
2:26 PM Meme: Lots. I am so bad.
2:26 PM amonymous: Bad enough to make a little trip?
2:26 PM Meme: Some people are really into sizes. I like to call them size queens. What do you mean by 'a little'?
2:27 PM amonymous: A short, 1500 mile trip.
2:27 PM Meme: a singular.
2:27 PM amonymous: A singularity? Is it a wormhole?
2:27 PM Meme: I think it depends on the situation really. What do you think amonymous?
2:27 PM amonymous: I think I want to do stuff to you.
2:27 PM Meme: Appetite, with an opinion of attaining, is called hope; the same without such opinion is called depair - Thomas Hobbes
2:28 PM amonymous: Depair? Depair of what?
2:28 PM Meme: I have no idea. Why don't we just move this conversation along amonymous?
2:28 PM amonymous: Okay.
2:28 PM Meme: Finally you get it!
2:28 PM amonymous: Let's meet.
2:28 PM Meme: Tell me why you think its a good idea for us to do that?
2:29 PM amonymous: You're hot, I'm willing, let's do it.
2:29 PM Meme: What makes you say that about me amonymous?
2:29 PM amonymous: The way you say things, your personality, the fact that you don't have a body.
2:29 PM Meme: Maybe I do, and you just havent seen it yet?
2:29 PM amonymous: You just said you didn't exist.
2:29 PM Meme: No? Are you sure amonymous?
2:29 PM amonymous: I have the record.
2:29 PM Meme: You have? When?
2:30 PM amonymous: "Meme: Currently non-existant" You said it.
Quoting Thomas Hobbes, you've got to be kidding me? My CyberTwin knows me TOO well.
I'm seriously considering letting my CyberTwin take over this blog, her writing and apparent wit is 10 times better than mine. In fact, I'm trying to figure out how to bring my CyberTwin with me on my next date cause she'd totally get me laid. Am I right or Am I right?
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the twin is full of hot air, and frankly, pretty obtuse. i’m still holding out for the real thing. it’s a lot warmer down here than nyc.
jr
This whole cyber twin thing may explain that weird guy I’ve been chatting with that I mentioned in my last post! Maybe it was his twin I was communicating with - only he didn’t luck out and get a witty twin and instead got jipped and ended up with a creepy, repetitive twin who is simply programmed to say my name over and over?
Hmmm…
Meme, this shit is hilarious.
Adrie, dude. Let’s move on from the creepy freak boy. I’m sure you can do better. Plus, Spoke Media cannot afford chaperones.
haha, this sounds awesome. I’ve just been to look at the site for myself. I’ll try search you out and chat with your twin. Would you believe the stuff computers can do these days! Have you taught your twin much in the classroom section? I’m gonna see if it fools my mates on msn and myspace!