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thought you should know...

Now, I'm no neat freak but I do feel strongly about proper hygiene. So this morning while having a lively banter with my coworkers it was brought up that one of them spotted Cynthia Nixon (Miranda from Sex and the City) at Tequila Sunrise (corner of Steinway and Northern Blvd. Read on...
My darlings, I have to apologize for the silence here yesterday. We were too busy having tickle fights and drinking banana daiquiris. And I think we fell into a non-leap year worm hole, bending the fabric of space an time. Not to worry, all is well at GS Central. Now, Read on...

At Least I’m Cute

Alright, I'm an idiot. Sometimes. Well, most of the time. Here's a list of some stupid things I've done lately:

Thinking if I show up at the Port Authority 10 minutes before my bus to DC departs everything would be cool. It's cool if you think sitting in a questionably stained seat next to the bathroom with a broken door for 4 hours is you're idea of fun.

White pants. Allow me to clarify. White pants, pink panties, and buckets of pouring rain. Might as well have just left the house in pink panties.

Promising I'd take a friend to a Yankees game this weekend without checking the schedule. Yep, you got it, no home games this weekend. Duh.

Deciding to do Dr. Joshi's 21 Day holistic detox. I would kill for some coffee, a block of cheese and a vicodin right about now.

Falling asleep with my laptop in the bed (porn helps me fall asleep, ok?!?!) Only to find the laptop on the floor making a funny sound.

Thinking I said "Asshole" under my breathe to an obnoxious subway passenger and grossly underestimating the pitch and volume of my own voice.

Buying a bag of almonds, cause Dr. Joshi says their okay, and proceeding to eat entire bag in one sitting.

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— 13 April 2007 @ 10:09 am
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— 13 April 2007 @ 12:36 pm

fucking classic. awesome reading. not to worry. many common scenarios that the majority of us would never have the balls to put into print. i will never take a bus trip again ( ft. laud>philly>cape may), but still long for that romantic cross country (maybe eastern seaboard) train trip. you and your pink panties are quite the vision, it’s in fashion down here at the beach, dontcha know. good luck with the cleanse, and the laptop.
and you are smokin’ cute. does it make up for all the above? probably.

jr

Posted by John R # 1 year ago
re: computer

Not again! Girl, you like a cat: you never learn. Gonna have to whoop you bad with an ugly stick.

Posted by Simone # 1 year ago
I love the alarm clock. I got to get one of those.

Posted by T.A.B. # 1 year ago