Stamped: May 4th, 2007 | Toggle Similar
Tagged: catholicism, food, friends and losers, just plain stupid, pussy.

Y'all are probably curious about what I've been up to, how I've been doing, and if there's any dirt to report.

Here's the skinny:
Well, skinny, not really. In fact, on Wednesday I completed Dr Joshi's 21-day Holistic Detox. And skinny I am not. I didn't lose a goddamnnagget pound, not even an ounce. But I have a ton more energy and I've succeeded in making my coworkers feel like gluttons as they watched me sip on my green tea and munch on carrots and gluten-free bread while they chug their pizza, donuts and drink 3 cups of coffee before noon. Okay, maybe I'm exaggerating, they rarely eat donuts.

Next little tidbit for you. Pussy! I'm getting a cat. I haven't had a pet since the unfortunate incident with the parakeet when I was 9. This should be interesting.

And I'm on the fence but I'm seriously thinking about moving to a new town being built in Longshuihu village in the Shuangqiao district of Chongqing municipality, you know, in China. The motto of the new town would be "women never make mistakes, and men can never refuse women's requests," according to the Chinese media. No brainer.

Oh, and the biggest news of all…

That's awesome. The church must be loosening their restriction on the whole virgin thing. Way to go Pope Benedick, err, I mean Benedict!

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