Pirate Poonani
Stamped: May 17th, 2007 | Toggle Similar
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I'd like to take this opportunity to thank Mr. Depp for bringing the sexy pirate back. Pirate paraphernalia was once bogarted entirely by Halloween and renaissance faire goers. But thanks in part to Disney and Depp, pirate garb is the new black. Shoes, t-shirts, hand bags, iPod cases, jewelry, cellphone covers and even band aids now sport the familiar skull and crossbones emblem. What was once a tattooed symbol of rebellion for bikers, sailors & criminals is now a must have for all the wanna-be teeny-bopper fashionistas.
It's slightly overkill, but I happen to like a little dark glam, so whatever.
However, despite its growing popularity brought on by recent Hollywood hits I have to contest captain cross bones making an appearance on one x-marks-the-spot location:
Nothing says “come hither” like a big poison control symbol on the blossom of your love nectar. When I worked at Hot Topic a couple of years back and we received a shipment of pirate panties we all giggled at the cryptic message behind wearing the Jolly Roger on your poonani.
Danger: Poisioness!
Do Not Enter!
Hazardous Materials!
Warning: You’re about to enter the tunnel of chlamydia!
Leave the skull and bones loot to the band aids, chucks and t-shirts. It's always a good idea to avoid any possible cooch wear that could cause potential partners to recoil. Otherwise you could find yourself in bed alone resorting to phone sex with the poison control center operator.
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I found myself laughing a lot at this, but this might be partly caused by the good German beer I have been drinking.
I like going panty shopping a lot and I own many funny designs, starting with snoopy & Co and ending somewhere in the realm of pink ribbons.
But I never stumbled upon pirate panties. I would probably be tempted to buy them for those days when I am in a nasty, dominating mood and just feel like a pirate just before mutiny. But I don’t think I would have seen the connection to the poison symbol while shopping.
Thank goodness now I have been warned and will never fall victim to Danger: Poison type panties.
This is the pirate symbol for where pirates should bury their treasure….or something like that. : )
Well, I think it’s a good thing! Although I’m probably the only woman on Earth who does not like Pirates of the Carribean movies…
Any man (or woman) who sees another woman wearing one of those, at least has been “warned” for some reason. Even if it is done merely out of humor - but, it may actually be quite necessary for some ladies to [unfortunately] need to wear them.
If it would be your first time with that woman, I would heed the warning
I’ve made my own custom thongs at funnyundies.com with much more enticing messages for my man.