Dial-Up and Porno Withdrawal
Stamped: June 6th, 2007 | Toggle Similar
Tagged: internet stuff, masturbation, porn addict.
I am having some serious problems while house-sitting for my mother. Aside from the fact that I am not within walking distance of a quaint cafe or martini bar, I am also watching both the old family dog and my puppy who have begun a very lewd homosexual relationship — one in which the grunting keeps me up at night. If that weren't bad enough; my mothers condo has a "no dogs in the elevator unless its otherwise empty" policy thanks to the jerks who live in the building whose "culture" apparently makes it not okay to be around dogs (a great excuse to cover for the fact that they are grown ups scared of fluffy puppies on a leash). On top of all of that, my mother had no Internet service at home and I am not savvy enough to get my supposedly wireless-ready laptop working, so I have had to resort to using a temporary dial-up account. Argh.
Using dial-up again has made me finally understand and appreciate the saying "slower than molasses". Not only is it making writing, researching and posting things online a nightmare, but it has also made it impossible for me to watch porn. Fuck.
You all know of my deep love and respect and utterly insatiable need for YouPorn (formerly Porncasting.TV). I was crushed when they transitioned from one to the other because it interfered with the speed/video stream. That alone really took a toll on me, but dial up is just killing me! I can't even load the damn index page never mind actually watch a video! What am I going to do??
My mind is turning to mush and my fingernails have never been so long or my panties so dry. This scares me to no end.
I blame this for my recent lack of better judgment in the man department as well as my irritability and unusally unusual behavior. I am having full-blown Internet porno withdrawal and it ain't pretty.
My sincerest apologies to those who have had to endure my wrath — you know who you are.
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Pornotube is a good one, too. I don’t think the caliber of video is as good on here, but it’s gotten me through some days when straight-up pictures weren’t doing it.
PS: You should just post your mother’s address if you want a guy; I’m pretty sure hordes of men would be knocking at your door at all hours of the day to get your attention. The only problem I see with that is that they might not stop when your mother comes back…
Yikes! Dial-up. I actually still know some people who use it. It kills me when either myself or my boyfriend have tech help to do for them LOL So I can imagine, the porn pain withdrawals you’ve gone through!
My suggestion? Write erotica and paint your own pornographic mental pictures with your words?