Intermission
Stamped: June 7th, 2007 | Toggle Similar
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I've been sick.
Not just a summer cold sick, but the death virus climbed up in me and grabbed hold of my soul sick. Worse than that, my children have been sick, too. Then the husband. Suffice to say, it has sucked ginormous donkey balls. Being the first week of summer vacation and being immobilized by pain and spewing from both ends is fucked up all by itself, but not being able to really take care of those around you who are suffering the same pains only compounds the whole fucked up situation.
That's been my week. As such, it's safe to say that I haven't given much thought to entertaining a Girlspoke post this week. Sue me.
I will, however, offer up a musical intermission until next week. It's a little something I'm working on for my break out role on You Tube. For the tune you'll have to reach way back into your 1992 musical nostalgia and rekindle the butt-bumpin burn of Sir Mix-A-Lots "Baby Got Back". It's my little tribute to real women with realass.
I gotta big butt and I can not lie
You skinny girls can't deny
That when I walk by with my big big ass
Your pancake romp cannot surpass
You get jealous, wanna pull out my hair
'Cause you notice that bounce in my derrière
Down in the size 10 jeans I’m wearin'
Them boys in the ‘hood just can't stop starin'
Oh girl please, ain't no use in cryin’
Brazilian implants you’ll have to be buyin’
My ass is certified southern home grown
When I bend over make the grown men moan
White girls got some back? Damn straight!
What? Do I want fries with my shake?
Hell yah, matter of fact I do
That’s what makes me different than you
You’ll see me eatin’
The macaroni’s heatin’
Jeans fittin' nice and snug,
Got it goin' like a 'VW bug
I'm tired of Hollywood
Sayin' bubble butts are no good
Screw your flat ass game
I ain't got no shame!
So, hell yeah, hell Yeah!
I’ve gotta big ass! (hell yeah!)
I’m gonna shake it! (shake it!) shake it! (shake it!)
Shake my big ol ass!
Momma got back!
-JB version, 2007
Peace out.
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real ass rocks!…
I’m sorry your family has been ill. I CAN (unfortunately) relate! My mother and I were on a business trip back home for two weeks. Four days before we were supposed to fly back here, I got the virus. I don’t know how I survived the nearly 6 hour plane ride back without having to attempt using the airplane bathroom, but I did.
My boyfriend didn’t get it, but I think my mother’s in the process of getting it now
/ I’ve only been THAT sick one other time in January a few years ago. Back then my mother didn’t get it at all, and my boyfriend and I did. It is truly the worst sickness I have ever felt.
that should read family business trip* It’s too damn early for me to proof-read!