peace out, my lovlies
Stamped: June 8th, 2007 | Toggle Similar
Tagged: good byes.
It's been a swell handful of years. Or months. Whichever.
So, yes, I'm saying Au Revoir. Me and Meme have embraced our love for the snatch and are starting a LezBot camp in Upstate New York. In our off time, we'll be following Akon's tourbus, hoping to be dry humped or hurled into the audience for fame.
It's been swell, and I'll miss you all. Well, most of you. Er, some.
Ta-ta.
xo
Jenna
PS…please tell me how much you'll miss me below. If you don't post, I'll just interpret that as, "I'm crying too hard to see my keyboard, and since I failed keyboarding class in high school, I can't hunt-and-peck to sing your praises electronically."
Last 5 posts by Jenna
- bringing sexy back - May 28th, 2007
- I'm no James Woods - May 21st, 2007
- fellow commuters: grunt! - May 14th, 2007
- No, no I don't. - May 7th, 2007
- Do it For the Joy it Brings - April 30th, 2007
Why would you do this to us!?!? Why?
That’s so not my balls.
I love you girl. I can’t wait to start recruitment for the LezBot camp. I’m on craigslist right now. I think I just found a new job and a new sofa. Cool.
I’ll miss you Jenna! You and your witty (and snide) posts and your regular comments on my posts.
I’m sorry that I never got the chance to perform those sexual acts I offered in exchange for this job. I know that I have stressed that mucnhin’ on rug ain’t my thing, but truth be told: I only say that for my mothers benefit.
I’ll be the first in line for LezBot camp.
Cheers,
Adrie
Words fail to describe the sadness, the pain, the sheer feeling of abandonment that creeps trhrough my veins as I - shakily - type this message. Fair thee well, Jenna, and come and visit. We’ve enjoyed reading you.
Damn Jenna, I’ll certainly miss you.
Bummer Jenna, it’s been a bunch of great reading. Good luck with the lezzies. Let us know where your new gig will be.
jr