Diamond In A Box. Dick In My Inbox.
Stamped: June 13th, 2007 | Toggle Similar
Tagged: aging gracefully, being single, body parts, cock pics, dicks.
Last week I got to do what every unmarried woman in her thirties dreams of: go shopping for an engagement ring.
We walked into the swanky diamond mega-boutique and to the counter where a ring he had picked out was waiting for my approval. He was so sweet with his trembling hands and "I'm- about-to-hurl-cuz-I'm-so-nervous" expression as he opened the little velvet box. Inside was the ring of my dreams. It was white gold, with little diamonds around the band leading to the center diamond. It sparkled and twinkled like a shiny new star, yet it looked antique as though pulled from a hope chest in your great grandma's attic and oozing with some romantic history. It was even the tiny size that I have always longed for my nubby finger to be!
The only problem: THE RING WAS NOT FOR ME!!!
I was enlisted to help my future "cousin-in-law" pick the ideal ring for my cousin/best friend/love of my life Nat. Seeing as how we have identical taste, he knew that I'd steer him in the right direction.
There have been very few times in my life where I have been painfully aware of my age and last Thursday was definitely one of them. I am certainly in no rush t get married (much to the disappointment and disgust of my grandmother), but staring your dream ring in the face has a way of making you re-think things.
At the exact moment that Nat was getting a box with a ring in it; I was opening my inbox to find a pic of a penis in it. Hmmm. The universe has quite a sense of humor.
Congrats to Nat and Dave!! I love you guys!!
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Funny! Hmmmm…….what did the penis in your inbox look like?
To Paula D whoever you are:
Thx for wanting to know what my suprise looked like as opposed to wanting to hear more deets about the ring, the engagement, blah, blah, barf.
The dick was actually QUITE impressive! Perfect length, coupled with superb girth and excellent posture! It was in no way romantic or even the slightest bit a declaration of love or sincere interest in me as a human being, but godammit it sure was sexy!!
Thx again to F. for sending it my way
You know you will always be the first love of my life…but since I didn’t want retarded kids and am not a lesbixa I thought I should say yes to Dave.
Thanks for helping, the ring is perfect!
Love you.
prima nat