Happy Anniversary
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One half year together is now over
No wind is as elated as my heart.
Even though we are familiar lovers,
How beautiful to play with practiced art!
An intimacy mines the deepest gold,
Loving more as labyrinths unfold,
Full, then more full, as we'll soon discover.
-someone not me
Oh beautiful Girlspoke. I can't believe how the time has flown. It's just 5 days shy of our 6 month anniversary together. I knew you wouldn't forget.
Over the months we've shared so many intimate details and I feel I know you like I know my best friend a sister a distant cousin. You've allowed me to fully expose myself, sinful faux pas and all. You've given me the gift of countless masturbation opportunities. And you've sparked at least one idiot critic, who shall remain nameless for the sake of karma because I know you peeps would have my back and pounce on said idiot critic like white on rice in a free-for-all porn spam-athon.
The point is, Girlspoke, you've been there for me. Okay, it's true that sometimes your presence was subtle. Week after week some of my entries sat alone with nary a response. But that's okay. I never held it against you Girlspoke because I know deep down, you've learned to tolerate me. And that's more than I can say for most of the people I meet (who are sober). You've been there, most importantly, for my weekly debauchery thirst. And I give you props for taking in a foul-mouthed southern underachiever in a sea of classy talented women. I certainly don't fit the "mold" of the average G.S. contributor (trust me, that's to their advantage) and I stand by my notion that Meme was two sheets to the wind, and then some, when she invited me aboard.
I'm not sure how much longer our love will last, with contributors dropping out like flies and all, but know that for the past 6 months of my life you've given me more than just a reason to stay up past 10pm on Wednesday nights. You've given me a home away from home to speak freely of love and karma and pussy rings and periods and dildos.
::le sigh::
They just don't make relationships like that anymore.
Last 5 posts by JB
- decision 2007: dildo fantasies vs. honesty - June 14th, 2007
- Intermission - June 7th, 2007
- Yoni, up close and personal - May 31st, 2007
- My friend Karma - May 24th, 2007
- Pirate Poonani - May 17th, 2007
Happy Anniversary JB, I’ve enjoyed your posts.
jr
Hey now, I have to say the inverse relationship good posts have on my ability to write and respond to them: your best posts leave me;
1. Laughing so hard I need to go pee myself, and thus TOTALLY uninterested in responding…
2. Thoughtful and in repose; also an unwriterly mood. For that, you need thoughtful AND gregarious: a combination of moods and thus unlikely.
3. So good and provocative that I’m *talking* *to* *myself* so much that I’d never be able to keep up my writing with my thinking…also, when I say I’m “talking to myself”, I actually am. It doesn’t make for good writing, you know? Because I’m both sides of a conversation. In order to write, I need to translate that, which is hard to do when I’m gabbing on like…er, a girl.
You subtly asked “are you listening?” with that. Well, it’s the quality of the fellas listening to you and not the quantity, right? Like Austin Bay once wrote to me, “I would rather have two good people who read everything I put out and think about it than ten thousand Instapundit glancers”.
You may not be written to daily, but you are appreciated and thought about daily.