Stamped: July 27th, 2007 | Toggle Similar
Tagged: aging gracefully, being single, facesitting, friends, holiday hijinks, holidays, vacation.

Just a couple of days away from vacay and I can’t stop smiling! I admit that I was starting to dread the trip a bit until my friend FINALLY confirmed that she was indeed coming along. Now I can really get my funk on!!

She and I are painfully aware of what this trip means; with us being women of a certain age and all. We kinda’ see this trip as our last chance at having any fun until we are officially considered too old to act like goats as we troll the streets of a foreign country. This is our last call on wearing things like: platform sandals, camouflage shorts to the beach and juicy lip gloss. Fuck – who are we kidding?? We’re already pushin’ it now!

When you get to be our age, vacations with the girls are replaced by trips to visit the family in Buffalo on holidays or even worse—Disneyland with the kids! Eek!!

Oh! That reminds me:Thank you to my friend’s hubby for understanding how badly his wife’s spinster of a pal needs this trip!!

That’s right; it’s getting to be that time where finding a weeks worth of girls-nights-out is nearly impossible and we must accept that these types of trips will have to be tucked away on a shelf until our husbands die. After that, it still won’t be quite the same, with us being in our twilight years and dealing with things like hip pain and menopause.

Anyhow, I will be away in Portugal; trolling for cute men who speak no English and enjoying the freedom of being able to expose my almost D-cup ta-tas without a line up of gawkers forming! (Going topless may be legal here in Canada, but the men just can’t handle it yet)

I will continue to post while away unless busy wriggling on the face of a man named Joao-Pedro Ferreira or Jose-Manuel Faustino Carvalho. Hopefully I’ll be able to add a couple of pics from my ho-fest — oops — I mean vacation.

In the meantime, I will continue to thank my lucky stars for this fabulous opportunity and hopefully milk it so that the fuzzy memories can keep me warm until my seventies when my newly widowed (or 3x divorced) friends and I can head to Florida and spread our droopy, overly tanned asses across the sands of the Keys while sporting black and gold lamé bathing suits, big hats over our blue hair and way too much jewelry, while we fight to win the affections of the young cabana boys.

Ciao for now my lovelies.

xo

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