Stamped: August 31st, 2007 | Toggle Similar
Tagged: advertising, all things hot, flirting, hot models, internet stuff, marketing, masturbation, the smell of sex.

I admit it: I am a huge fan of anything with an 'adult content' warning. If it looks as if it may contain something even remotely sexual; I will open it, touch it, read it and even smell it.

My name is Adrie and I'm all about sexy.

I was up to try and make a deadline at about 4 this morning and during a self imposed coffee break; went to the Diesel site to look for a pair of shoes I had seen while in Europe and ended up on this page dedicated to their new fragrance "Fuel For Life". Well, spank my ass and call me naughty–didn't the site have two of my favorite things–a hot guy (shoulder length dark hair is always a plus!) and an adult content warning!

This site was way too fun and way too intriguing–so much so that I stayed on for about an hour and almost missed my deadline.

First; all the models are just fucking hot and scantily clad! Next, there's a little game you can play where they help you find your perfect match and finally; the models are hot! (Did I already say that??!)

BTW — That's the hot model up there on the right –a.k.a.: inspiration for my mornin' o' self-lovin'! He looks even hotter in motion while topless and drenched in rain. Drip. Drip. Drip.

This game lets you spin a wheel and "enter the experience". I'll have you know that looking at the initial model with the shaggy hair and great lips helped me to 'enter' my experience… twice!

Anyway, you answer a few flirty questions and it takes you to this park with other names scattered across the grass. You click on the name of your choice and get to indulge in a chat with men and women of many tongues. (I could have said 'languages', but I seriously have 'tongues' on the mind this morning)

Anyhow, it's just really cool and certainly did its part to help get me off… on the right foot today.

I haven't actually smelled this perfume yet, but I'm thinking it smells as delicious as a hot, slippery night of sex… minus the musky, sweat smell of course.

Talk about suggestive advertising! I have been plagued by visions of naked, dewy bodies writhing around, tangled in sheets and smellin' all sexy and sweet–all just from visiting this site. I must be horny.

Anyway, if anyone has any Diesel hook-ups I would love to sample me some asap! (Note how I use this as a mooch-opp? Feel free to send along gifts anytime.)

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