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Adrie My Sex Partner Wish List

Stamped: September 5th, 2007 | Toggle Similar
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dandaylew.jpgIt seems that my posts about casual sex are quite popular and always result in emails from readers who are curious about this aspect of my life. I recently got asked to describe my ideal sex partner or booty call, so here I go…

My idea of the ideal booty call candidate is very specific. I have this down to a bit of a science really and it has taken many years for me to know what I want in terms of a sexual playmate… right down to the hair color.

And contrary to popular belief: dick size has absolutely nothing to do with it!

The man that I envision as my sexual ideal has traits that stem back to different instances in my life. My European background is responsible for my love of men with dark hair and eyes. I would guess it also explains my love of hairy guys. Yes, hairy.

My preference when it comes to a man’s hair (on his head) and what I find sexy is quite specific: shoulder length or longer, coupled with a goatee or five o’clock shadow. This comes from something dating back to 1994 and all I can really say about that is “Vitamina guy”. Yum. (Nat and Boob know what I’m sayin’!!) The longer hair actually serves a practical purpose as well by giving me something to grab onto other than his chin when he’s lapping away between my thighs! It works in the same manner as reins do on horses.

I also cream myself over men who are very calm and serious—the opposite of myself. I am extremely aroused by a man who has the balls to speak his mind and put me in my place when needed. And no, I am NOT talking about slapping me around! (So help the man who ever makes that fatal mistake).

A calm voice is a huge turn on, especially for a girl who has been known to climax with the right amount of whispering in her ear. If he gives good talk – he’s more than half way there.

The personality of my sexual ideal is a mix of movie men really. I need someone who is part Daniel Day Lewis in The Unbearable Lightness of Being (see pic) and part Mickey Rourke in 9 ½ weeks (we’ll discuss my view on the impact of that film on society one of these days). That would make him a man who knows how to take charge, is sexually open and has the type of insight that helps him to know exactly what a particular woman needs and what it takes to get her to test her own limits and really push her self-made boundaries.

My ideal would also be someone who would make me feel as if I can say and do anything. He could make me crave him in a way that goes far beyond anything that words could ever express. He would also have the ability to make time feel as if standing still when we’re in bed. Sound cheesy? Maybe. But until you’ve experienced it, you can’t even begin to know the meaning of euphoria.

I think every woman needs to know what it is to feel as if you’re the only two people on Earth when he’s deep inside of you and looking into your eyes. Mmm, to be all consumed by someone and wish that you could find a way to get even closer…

Napkin please!

Did I also mention orally gifted??

(Men with ALL of those qualities may send their resumes to me at: adrie@girlspoke.com)

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  • Have you seen Daniel Day Lewis in “Last of the Mohicans?” Yummmm!!! Thats quite a list for a booty call! lol. I love a hairy man too! So, if you happen to come across an extra one of these fantasy men, can ya throw him my way???

    Posted by margie # 8 months ago
  • Maybe it is a European thing, but I love hairy guys too, not too hairy of course, but not into bare chest at all, and I LOVE LOVE LOVE 5 o’clock shadow. I have even asked my fiance to maybe not shave the day of our wedding, though he’s afraid of what his mother would say…but to be ocmpletely honest he is hairy enough that if he shaves at 2pm, he’ll have more than a five o’clock shadow by the time we go to get it on at the end of the festivities.
    …and your celeb list - I would also add hugh jackman ( but only in the role of wolverine in x-men…you can’t get more man than that )

    Posted by N. # 8 months ago
  • Did you get any resumes Adrie?? U can throw any too dark for you my way! Yummm…nothing like a fine black man with all the qualities listed above (but maybe a little less hairy, in fact BALD by choice is beautiful!) Now you got me thinkin’ fine bald black man…..hmmm! Send your resumes to Adrie for me! :)

    Posted by Bubala # 7 months, 3 weeks ago

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