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Adrie Goodbye Lover. Hello Possibility

Stamped: September 20th, 2007 | Toggle Similar
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potiondamourtshirt.jpgAfter calling it quits with my amant du jour yesterday, I decided the only way to make myself feel better was to vamp myself up and head out for a much needed night of sheer debauchery.

First, a long, scorching shower (there was no need for a cold one as the tragic demise of my complicated NSA partnership was plenty sobering). After the shower I sprayed on my latest obsession: Fuel For Life. It smells amazing as is, but when you spray it on fresh out of the shower; a little goes a long way and the heat from your skin really brings out all of the luscious notes and undertones of the scent—très sexy.

I admit that standing naked, flushed from the hot shower and smelling foxy did lead to a momentary lapse of judgment which made me contemplate dropping to my knees and begging him to do me even if it meant tolerating the games; but I took a deep breath, regrouped and returned to my senses.

When you’re naked and smelling like the lovely sexual being that you are; you can’t help but wanna spend the rest of the night that way and revelling in your own hotness, but doing so with only your vibrator to keep you company won’t cut it, so I continued whoring myself up for the night. On came the barely-there panties (not too hard when baby's got back!), followed by my lucky jeans and one of the sluttiest tops I could stretch over my pushed up-and-out bosom. Perfect.

I slinked through my lobby with no particular destination in mind, as the scent of aphrodisia trailed behind. Then, as I reached for the door—painfully aware of the fact that I am not really the go out and pick up sorta gal—out called a voice from behind me, “Wow, you smell great” it said.

I turned to find the most delicious diversion smiling wickedly at me.

Thank you again Diesel; Fuel For Life is also a love potion.

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  • Wowsers. Best of luck, though of course you won’t need it!

    Make sure to tell us how it went. In detail.

    Posted by JK # 7 months, 3 weeks ago
  • WOW….gotta get me a sample of this Fuel for Life stuff! Sounds great! And you have such a way with words! :)

    Posted by Bubala # 7 months, 3 weeks ago
  • wow thanks for the series of commercials for some ridiculous perfume. girlspoke officially sucks now and has been deleted from my bookmarks.

    Posted by d # 7 months, 2 weeks ago

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