About the Girls
Brandy: a 20 something independent woman who’s been “on the verge on something great” for the past five years. She is a strong black woman with the voice of a white girl named Tiffany and the name of a stripper but all she really wants is to make people laugh with her standup comedy. A transplant to the East Village of New York City by way of the suburbs south of Atlanta, Georgia, she misses Wal-Mart but really digs skinny designer jeans and ballet flats. She currently co-hosts a monthly comedy show in NYC called Sexytime and regularly updates the world about her life through Blog of Brandy. Two of Brandy’s favorite things to do are write comedy and have sex. She works as a reality television producer for a show your parents love called Flip This House on A&E (look for her in the credits!) and hopes to one day write and produce comedy entertainment for preteen girls. She is confident that she’s funnier than both the Olsen twins and Hilary Duff. She is also not afraid to admit that there is a laminated poster of Leonardo DiCaprio above her bed and that girls in middle school think she is God. (New York, NY)
JB: a stay at home wife & mother devoid of any career direction (although there are rumors that she head an underground Married Woman’s Secret Lesbian Gang Association). She have given serious thought to becoming a small town madam (more for the bang than the buck). She also seems have a strange and slightly concerning fetish with Scandinavian albino midget porn considering how often she brings it up in random conversations/postings.
She is married to an extremely tall, extremely hot man (who she came to know by way of her first husband—such a scandalous bitch!) Although she lived in Italy for four years she neglected to pick up any sense of style or class, but managed somehow to get knocked up by two different guys. Did we mention she was a scandalous bitch? When she's not pretending to be West Texas’ most awesome blogger (or looking at ScAMP) she busies herself by figuring out how to thwart off the evil ways of the conservative Christian coalition soccer moms in her neighborhood (voodoo dolls have proved useless). She believes that it is her plight in life to putting an end to all those nasty horrific stereotypes about stay at home moms. Sure, she plays the role of June Cleaver–but she does it while wearing panties with skulls on them and Metallica playing the background. She waiting to be discovered for any undiscovered talents she may have, which we are sure have something to do with either vibrators or hotdogs (don’t ask).
Adrie: Our latest addition! Adrie was asked to join Girlspoke when she inquired, "Just a question - which one of you do I have to woo/spank/lick/suck/tickle to become a contributor here??" Oh Adrie, flattery (and sexual favors) will get you everywhere.
So with a bit of talent and a fairly filthy mind; Adrie Santos has managed to make a nice name for herself as a writer. The world of erotic fiction has welcomed her with open arms (and legs!) and helped her to branch out as a sex toy reviewer/blogger/reporter/literary whore…
Adrie is a regular contributor at 1TrackMind, Vibrator.Com, South Coast Pleasure and Luvloop. Her erotic fiction is available worldwide in publications such as: Best Women’s Erotica 2006, Erotic-ahh Digest, Sex and Satisfaction and many more…
For a closer look at this sassy little creature; you can visit her blog: ‘The Accidental Sex Writer’
Betty: contributing writer and boozy wannabe Londoner who tries to write whenever she finds enough time to sober up. A self-proclaimed ex-pat currently drinking her way through every dingy pub in England. In fact the only person thus far able to drink her under the table is her own mother. Past professions include underage bartending in Paris and phone sex operator (at least that's what she'll tell you if you try to pick her up in a bar). She'll bring the Europhile out in all of us with her love for soccer and pub life and she'll show you that the female condition knows no country. Listen to her wax poetic about, well, waxing and all the trials and tribulations of womanhood, relationships and living abroad. She will gladly trade the address of her favorite bikini waxer for booze and/or sex toys. (London, UK)
Miss Model Behavior: Been writing since she was old enough to clutch a crayon. An award-winning young author and Dean's List student at NYU's Tisch School of the Dramatic Arts, she's completing her thesis in television writing and partying like a rock star when her schedule permits. She currently works writing story and dialogue for electronic games targeted at women. Her short fiction, essays and poems have been published nationally. Before transferring to Manhattan, she worked in Milan as the on-camera host of a weekly primetime lifestyle show, 'Trendy Party.' Yes she conducted the show in Italian and yes she wildly over-gestured. She has appeared in myriad other Italian primetime programs, once even in a snake costume (best not to inquire). Miss Model Bevavior's worked for ABC Disney Networks as a script reader, as well as in the writer's room for the long-running soap "All My Children." She attended school in both Europe and the U.S., and has worked in New York and Milan for more than three years. A blog about her glitzy adventures can be found at www.modelbehaviorny.blogspot.com
Lo: contributing writer , prone to hyperbole and self-deprecation her first love is online Scrabble and her second love is the online dictionary that she uses to cheat. Lo's rants are some of the most acerbic on the innernets, she spews and spits better than a tranny hooker in the meat-packing district. But let's not forget about her soft side…um, right, just kidding. Vaccilating between California and Canada, she's bringing her style and panache to our neighbors to the north. Frankly, the rest of us are wondering when she'll end up in New York, where she belongs.(San Francisco, CA)
