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thought you should know...

  • Now, I'm no neat freak but I do feel strongly about proper hygiene. So this morning while having a lively banter with my coworkers it was brought up that one of them spotted Cynthia Nixon (Miranda from Sex and the City) at Tequila Sunrise (corner of Steinway and Northern Blvd. Read on...
  • My darlings, I have to apologize for the silence here yesterday. We were too busy having tickle fights and drinking banana daiquiris. And I think we fell into a non-leap year worm hole, bending the fabric of space an time. Not to worry, all is well at GS Central. Now, Read on...

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Show us some love

Posted by girlspoke staff on: February 14th, 2007

Some of us over here at Girlspoke Central are feeling particularly lonely on what should be the most auspicious of days. Click the widget below to send us your best Valentine greeting and make us feel loved. Or if you're grooving on the hate vibe send [...]

Meme at Vibrator.com

Posted by girlspoke staff on: February 7th, 2007

Hey, today Meme is guest blogging over at the Vibrator.com blog. Go check it out. Good stuff. [...]

Come see our show

Posted by girlspoke staff on: January 17th, 2007

Come see us speak dirty in person! Meme, Heather and Brandy will be performing at the weekly SMUT show at the Galapagos Art Space. Heather and Brandy are seasoned performers, and Meme, well, she’s done many an Oscar worthy performance in the privacy of her bathroom. This should be a [...]

Gobble gobble gobble, burp

Posted by girlspoke staff on: November 23rd, 2006

What's up turkey eaters? It's lazy overeating day and we're so happy about it. In celebration of overindulgence we've put together the following crossword puzzle for your pleasure. Enjoy! *click on image for printable version Now go get drunk, insult your sister, embarass your girlfriend and accuse your dad of [...]

Listed

Posted by girlspoke staff on: November 17th, 2006

I would never want to be an A-lister. A-list parties are stuffy and boring. A-listers are way too concerned about their appearance to let go and have a good time. The B-list is where it's at. B-listers let it all hang out. B-listers...well, B-listers get to have "Happy Divorce" [...]

Writers

Posted by girlspoke staff on: November 14th, 2006

If you submitted your writing samples to join Girlspoke please be patient. We are reviewing submissions and will get back to you in the next week or so. Thanks! [...]

Technical Difficulties

Posted by girlspoke staff on: November 9th, 2006

Due to hostile takeover by a crew of monkeys at our hosting company we have been experiencing some downtime. We will resume normal posting Friday. [...]

Heather at Paris Commune 10/15

Posted by girlspoke staff on: October 13th, 2006

Go see Heather, the super-hot girlspoke comedienne, performing on Sunday October 15, 9pm at Paris Commune in the West Village. You never had this much fun. [...]

Hoboken Comedy Night with Heather Fink

Posted by girlspoke staff on: October 4th, 2006

It's that time again. Time to hop on the PATH train and get your New Jersey on. Come out to support our very own Heather at Hoboken Comedy Night at the Goldhawk on Sunday night (for those of you with 'island vision', it's just across the Hudson and [...]

new design!

Posted by girlspoke staff on: October 1st, 2006

Check it out folks! A new design. We thought we needed a makeover here, so voila! [...]

Happy Labor Day, You Lazy Bitches

Posted by girlspoke staff on: September 4th, 2006

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Girlspoke, Inc.

Posted by girlspoke staff on: August 4th, 2006

You know, we've been running this girlspoke gig for over a year now and I'm just realizing that we've never made it fully clear what's expected of all of us. Seriously. I mean, any respectable establishment needs at least a mission statment, if not a code of conduct [...]

All Points Bulletin - Girlspokers MIA

Posted by girlspoke staff on: June 29th, 2006

It has come down to this. We're afraid we've lost track of some of the girls. You see, the heart-shaped bed is quite big and well, when you leave the nightly head count up to Jenna it seems this is what happens. Damn you Jenna, we told you we had [...]

The heart-shaped bed is getting crowded

Posted by girlspoke staff on: May 29th, 2006

For Immediate Release HOBOKEN, New Jersey/Communicable Press Office/May 29, 2006---In a late night press conference, Girlspoke dot com announced the arrival of fresh blood, none other than Heather Fink, hailing from that quaint city across the Hudson River, Hoboken NJ. She is famous for her comedy shows and tireless attempts [...]

The Girlspoke Pillow Fight™, May 2006

Posted by girlspoke staff on: May 3rd, 2006

Can you believe it's already fucking May? I mean really, what the hell happened to April and March? Anyhow, it's the first Wednesday of the month and that means time for our monthly Pillow Fight™, where we get together strip down to our frillies and make fun of each other. [...]

The New Urban Woman (NUW)

Posted by girlspoke staff on: April 14th, 2006

I am the best thing to happen to womanhood. I am the New Urban Woman. I reject all female identifications that came before me. I am an original. Look at me and all my urban hotness. I am an Associate Marketing Manager at a big firm. I probably get paid less [...]

The Girlspoke Pillow Fight™, April 2006

Posted by girlspoke staff on: April 5th, 2006

Welcome ladies and the other people who read this site to this month's installment of The Girlspoke Pillow Fight™. This time around we decided to explore our oft-not-spoken-of-crushes on not-so-crushed-on guys, aka quirky dudes. Come on, admit it, you know you harbor similar feelings for some of those D-list-not-so-typical-your-friends-would-totally-laugh-at-you [...]

Looking for a Few Good Boys

Posted by girlspoke staff on: March 25th, 2006

Did you feel left out when we called for writers on Girlspoke because of an unfortunate extra appendage? Do you believe the world will go to hell in a hurry if the "boys" don't speak up? Have you ever been a member of the Olympic swim team? If you answered yes to any [...]

It’ll never be the same around here

Posted by girlspoke staff on: March 9th, 2006

I'd like to introduce our latest addition to the girlspoke team, Lo. She comes from San Francisco, land of hills and sourdough bread. I actually used to live there, for about 10 years, but you know sweet Lo is way more badass than I ever was roaming those crooked streets. [...]

This could be your title, next to your name, with your picture!

Posted by girlspoke staff on: March 2nd, 2006

For the first time ever girlspoke is open for fresh blood. We are looking for 1, possibly 2 new writers to join our team. Send your writing sample/links to your website/or cash to our Submissions department. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity that we're sure to [...]

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