These nice people asked me and Brandy to be lingerie models in their fashion show, Hot and Nasty. The other people that are doing it are comedians and writers who happen to also be sexy. It's not run by seedy dudes who want to see ladies in [...]

I get off on new things in glossy packages that do cool shit. Like Benefit's Bad Gal eyeliner- so kick ass! I love coloring all around my eyes all super black. I think it looks fantastic. I used to use Makeup Forever's Kohl pencil but it wipes [...]

cause we don't fucking believe you. Or at least I don't. We have gone through life with partners who follow rules of the game, and even though I hate bullshit, I can totally appreciate a playa who's got game and plays it well. That shit can be satisfying like [...]

As a blogger, I feel it is my duty to aide in the dissemination of fantastic youtube videos, just as Jenna posted Timberlake's Dick in a Box video. I love that damn video and song and it simply can't be posted enough. So with that in mind I'd [...]

2006 was really truly the year that Heather Fink was single; for the entire year starting on just about the first of January. She’s only 25 years old, so even though she’s been in love (only?) 3 times in her life, she hasn’t been single for a full year [...]

The holidays are coming and I want to propose a special challenge to those of you out there in the world in your warm homes, sitting smug, high and mighty atop your throne like couches, a beer in hand and loved one in the other, reading your fancy tv guide [...]

Right now I have the privilege and freedom of not being in love or enamored by anyone. Someone close to me refers to love as a "sickness of the mind" or a mental illness. Bleak, sure. But accurate? Maybe. Gone is your autonomy and freedom while under [...]

Reading Brandy's post yesterday made me think about my favorite trashy thing I could found on tv- so I decided to write this post in honor of the television program, V.I.P. I loved that show! It was so campy and silly on purpose. Pam's character was SUPPOSED to [...]

I am like so full of period right now. Like so nasty and bloody and bleedy and icky. And I want to tell all of you about it. Ha ha. Nobody likes it when chicks talk about their stupid periods. But here I am doing it. Look at me! I'm like Courtney Love. Wheeeee! I feel like ima swingin [...]

A. I think I've got a whole lot of nothing today - I am moving and I can't take my nice newish futon with me. I think that someone needy like in the projects would love to have this thing. How do I get it to them? [...]

Man, nothin gets me fired up like a douchy comment from a turd burglin fartwad who sits on his ass reading free entertainment and bitching about it. So when I read "Do you ever actually write posts that require thought? I am sick of reading your gmail chats that require [...]

Here now, observe the following mating behavior (mating not yet guaranteed at this stage of pursuit): Him: well not to be pushy or anything but what are the chances i can meet you in a bar/lounge environment before said date and time? me: ha i can confirm that will happen my # is [...]

I was going to try to compliment this guy's dick today over gchat. Yeah. I know. I'm a pretty cool person who makes interesting goals for herself every day. It was going to go like this: me: Hey, guess what I am an expert in? him: I [...]

Fully charged duracells do me right. I look at you mr energy maker, and I know that everything is gonna be smiles and ice cream. No, I don't believe that diamonds are a girl's best friend. No, not at all. The freedom to stop messing with the remote [...]

At the age of 25, I had the best sex ever, and I am currently in recovery. It was phenomenally good. Like your sweet dick is delicious crack rock good. Like this guy stayed hard as a rock while going down on me good. And that's [...]

There's just something about kittens where I can sit around on my ass searching for cute pictures of them all day long. It's an activity I can get sucked into for hours on end. And when I find a good one, I think to myself, "That's a nice [...]

There's just some women that are hot but still non-threatening/likeable to the ladies. Ladies ladies but not in the classic eat pussy kinda way. Here's some of my favorite famous ones: Amanda Peet Uma Thurman Sara Silverman (duh) Rachel McAdams Audrey Tatou And there's just some women that are hot in a threatening way. Whenever [...]

Dear girlspoke readers, You are important to me, but I'm too tired to thoughtfully reflect right now, so I'm a gonna tell you some stories about people masterbating in public! I sure hope that's ok with you cause it's ok with me. Here we go- This one time when I was in [...]

I'd like to take the opportunity to respond to an exciting bit of mail received at the girlspoke mailbox recently. From: ron dowsner Website: Message: I have a question regarding model trains and railroads. I was wondering if you could survey the women of your site if they have a preference for [...]

But no, my poon isn't stuffed to the brim with cock as we speak. What does it mean that I so embrace the sexual side of life and do it with a smile? I have my theories, but people usually seem to think it means that I'm a cockhungry fuckwhore [...]