When I'm in a man's life, I like to be the sexiest thing in it. I mean right in the core of his mind, like my tits are digging a tunnel into his cerebral cortex. I want him to want me in the worst way. One of [...]

That sweet, sweet Vena Cava. When I was little, I remember hearing my mom talk to my sister about how sex just doesn't feel as good without love. My mother was raised by a Christian minister out in some small Dutch village where people were known to milk animals [...]

I'm doing something that's one of my favorite blogging activities- setting the record straight. Men: you're babies about the past! Get over that shit that happened to you before. PLEASE, seriously. Stop imposing everything you've ever known from prior girls on new ones. We're not her, whoever she was. "I [...]

fingerbang fingerblast fingerfuck It all sounds pretty cool any way you end it. I've always been a fan of the finger. The good finger, the bad finger, any way you blast it, hey- on behalf of my flowerhole, thanks for stopping by! I remember my first finger. It was the summer before freshman [...]

Last night on the G-Chat with my friend "greg" ... me: try HARDER dammit what do i write about for girlspoke romorrow? tomorrow greg: haha me: what do girls want to know greg: i just got HARDER me: uh on account of what? greg: sorry, im an idiot [...]

Some say the world may be ending and all these guys keep shooting at each other and blowing stuff up and it's pretty bad, you know? Just look! Here - Cnn tells me lots of bad things. Sex is more important now in these times of war than you can [...]

They are so annoying. I suck so bad at them and know nothing about them. hate them When someone announces at a gathering- Let's play frisbee! Let's play volleyball! Let's play ping pong! I think: Oh crap. Great. Something I suck at. Oooh [...]

America, if you were my man, I would make sweet love to you all through the night. America, if you were my man, I would shower you in diamonds because you are my special guy. America, if you were my man, I would make you a candlelit dinner just because. America, if you [...]

practice makes perfect I don't know about you, but I sure could do me some high schoolers. And I really haven't hooked up with one since high school. I got close last summer when I was 24 and I met this unspeakably hot 19 year old from Kentucky and [...]

Comment from my last post-> Dave Says: June 13th, 2006 at 4:55 pme I wanna hear the post about how you want to get laid but the boys just want to be friends. After all, most of us already know that our female friends get pissed when all we want to do is [...]

Throughout my life I've had many male friends. Yep. I'm one of those cliche'd "one of the guys" kind of girls. But the worst terror I ever have in my co-ed friendships is the dreaded moment when you discover that he doesn't like you. Nope. [...]

Yet there's entire Chinese families who eat because they can make a living selling imitation plastic near authentic versions of them on Canal St. And as stupid as the tourists and people-who-might-be-good-hearted-but -have-poor-fashion-sense-so-I-look-down-on-them-and -dismiss-them-entirely-solely-because-of-their-terrible-taste look, they look a whole lot less stupid than the girls with real ones. [...]

Ok, so I'm not all "sex sex sex blah de blah" but I am the kind of girl who can appreciate the beauty of a well-formed nutsack. You know- not too saggy or wrinkly, not too big or too small, but rather a good solid mouthful of tender [...]