It's been a swell handful of years. Or months. Whichever. So, yes, I'm saying Au Revoir. Me and Meme have embraced our love for the snatch and are starting a LezBot camp in Upstate New York. In our off time, we'll be following Akon's tourbus, hoping [...]

Sacrifice is sexy. Honor is sexy. And taking some time out of your day for some serious shit is, sometimes, the sexiest thing you can do. Today is that day. Do something important this Memorial Day. [...]

My manfriend recently took an online IQ test and has been gloating ever since. Just the other day, he made a fairly astute observation about something-or-other and before I had a chance to give him props, that smirk flickered at the corner of his mouth, "Must be my 136 [...]

I’m not sure of the logic behind this, but every morning during rush hour, the bridge I take to cross the Hudson River has the left lane closed. There’s never any construction, no abandoned cars in need of de-terrorization, no jumpers, no nothing. It’s just closed. And like the little [...]

I wrote this a while back, but now that my hair is back to brown, I figured it could use some resurrecting. I carry around a specific burden throughout my everyday life. In fact, you just may be experiencing the same burden if you meet the following criteria: 1. you [...]

Ok, it's been a bit quiet around here lately, so I'm calling upon you all to get a bit more interactive. So here's a cool-ass caption contest with the fucking motherload of all prizes. I don't think much more needs to be said than that. Are you [...]

Sometimes my manfriend and I will be watching a movie or something & want some more information. Or maybe we're at the bar and can't---for the life of me!--remember the name of that actor in that movie. So, we check out IMDb. Simple enough. Not at all very [...]

A while back I wrote about divorcing my mother. Well, I've softened a bit with the passing of several months and I've got this new idea brewing. And I'm sharing it with you today because, well, because I think it's brilliant. You see, our parents and aunts and [...]

Alright kids. We've got another live one for you. People keep requesting that we review their shit...they throw money at us! This one is a bit different though, because I've got some positive things to say. Lucky bastards. So, this site is another dating [...]

As modern culture continues to hurdle itself into the bosom of modern technology, I find it's nice to stick one's head out the window to catch some old-school air every now and again. What better way to curtsy to the past than to take a gander at some retro [...]

I'm not a dumb girl. Quite intelligent, acutally. But there are so many things about this world that baffle me. I mean, I get it...this is a great big world that we're not meant to fully comprehend. But, c'mon. Some things? Some things make [...]

Ok, so we've all done the online thing. And don't lie and say you haven't, because you know you've got that secret Match.com account...you know...just for browsing the pictures. Now, while I don't necessarily think it takes a rocket scientist to figure out the smart way of dating online, you [...]

I haven't had one in ages, so I'm fully entitled. Happy Belated Green Day. I'm too hungover to even add an exclamation point. Yes, hungover. I write the day before, ok? Deal with it. And tell me all about your St. Patrick's Day, unless [...]

This is not a confession. I am not embarrassed. However, I feel that I am obligated to disclose this to you all. This way, the next time we meet and have a conversation, you will have no right to offer such comments as, "Ummm...that was weird...." The fact of the [...]

Yep, I'm one of those that proclaims, every year--with glee!--my birthday. So that time has come again and you are all here to suffer through it. It's officially my birthday week (screw the just-one-day philosophy). The thing of it is that there are so many of you out there [...]

I'm a forward-thinker. If I'm not happy with something, sure I bitch and moan a tad, but generally don't dwell there. It's all about exacting change, people. And recently, I came to terms with something very near and dear to my heart: the great state of New [...]

Are you feeling the strain of a relationship that's tweaked to the max? Or maybe you need help deciphering signals from your companion to assess your tension level. Whatever the case may be, here are some handy translations for you and your (soon-to-be-ex) companion! From your smart-ass [...]

Ah, the boob job. What's left to be said, right? Well, I was reading some commentary over at MyBodyPart.com and I had to lay down some of my own thoughts. I'll try not to sound mundane. The site is clearly pro-boob job, and basically pro-cosmetic surgery. [...]

I am. Very. Easily amused, that is. And, aside from Kurt Cobain wanting to be like me, I have found that this is more of a character flaw than cutesy quirk. But I think the problem is in my actual laughter, not just the fact that [...]

I haven't been getting much sleep here lately, guys. And by "much", I mean, no more than four hours a night. I'll admit, at first, it was kind of cool. It was like, wow, I'm so hardcore that I can treat sleep like the plague and still [...]