Why'd you have to do it Lo?  There you were, ten minutes before last call, standing mysteriously at the bar pondering whether or not you should order that last Chimay.  You knew the answer was no.  You knew you had to work the next day and write something witty and [...]

Thieves and Cheapskates So, angry Lo is back.  All it took was a small injection of victim-hood and a sharp tug at my wallet to reinvigorate my vitriol. Let’s start with the lesser of two evils.  I’m sure everyone has had this experience but it never fails to invite my wrath.  One [...]

So it seems your dear Lo has gotten herself into a bit of a pickle. I’ve been sitting here for the last couple of days tossing around ideas for rants and have worked myself into quite a fucking tizzy. Every single god damn idea I come up with is [...]

So, not to get all Oprah on your ass or anything but for once I’ve decided to forgo being Negative Nancy and try something different (kinda). Oh, don’t get your panties in a bunch, I’ll be back to railing against humanity next week. One little ancillary bummer of the feminist [...]

This week has sucked. This week has sucked more than Britney Spears parenting skills. I don’t really know why, but it’s just been a fun little conglomeration of petty annoyances that have served to collectively piss me off. I like it much better when I have a [...]

Contrary to the distinct impression I give from most (okay, all) of my posts, I’m actually a really nice person. No, seriously, I mean it. I smile, I’m polite, I help old people across the street, I pet kittens. All that shit. So, considering I [...]

So I’ve recently made a decision to pursue a less than lucrative career. After being on the fence for oh, about 25 years, I finally decided to say fuck it, and do something that makes me happy. Yes, I know, hoo-fucking-rah for me. Whatever. The point is, [...]

For the second week in a row the men in my life have failed to provoke my ire so this week I resort to one of my favorite things…. Random Hatred. The fact that I will most likely alienate half of our beloved audience with my personal ravings gets me, in a [...]

Well to blatantly rip off Betty’s theme of transportation and societal annoyances this week’s rant is also going to be about public transportation, kinda. Okay so not really but sometimes it takes place on public transportation. Oh whatever, enough with the fucking intro already. Basically, my gripe [...]

Lo’s Rant of the Week Okay, so last week I gave the guys a good tongue lashing, in fact, it took me days to convince my boyfriend to talk without a cheeky “oooooo oooo ooo eeeeeee” monkey noise at the end of every sentence. This week it’s the ladies [...]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. It's been an eternity since Meme's wonderful intro and I do apologize for delay but I had to see a man about a horse…..or some wine, can't recall which. Either way, I had to see a man, ok? So now I present to you, [...]