I know it's nearly a week late but I have to send a shout-out to my mum. I screwed up this mother's day, didn't get the lady nothin'. In fact, my plan to call her after dinner was foiled when she called me in the afternoon. What kind of fucked [...]

Mmmmm, sex. Funny thing about sex is all the delusions we fill our head with. Case in point: A couple years ago I was dating a guy with whom on every level we seemed to be a match made in heaven, like two characters in a Woody Allen movie, slightly off-centered, [...]

Y'all are probably curious about what I've been up to, how I've been doing, and if there's any dirt to report. Here's the skinny: Well, skinny, not really. In fact, on Wednesday I completed Dr Joshi's 21-day Holistic Detox. And skinny I am not. I didn't lose a goddamnnagget pound, not even [...]

I got an email not too long ago from the folks at Bristol 6. They wanted to know if I may want to try their product Nippies. I said, "Sure!" Essentially these are pasties for the new era of nip-slip celebs. Cute, fun, and stylish. Don't [...]

This video is awesome, but think about it: when was the last time you were in a video store? I don't know about you but for me it's been years, what with Netflix and all. So I was trying to think of place I spend plenty of time looking at [...]

Alright, I'm an idiot. Sometimes. Well, most of the time. Here's a list of some stupid things I've done lately: Thinking if I show up at the Port Authority 10 minutes before my bus to DC departs everything would be cool. It's cool if you think sitting in a questionably stained [...]

Recently I signed up for a silly new site called MyCyberTwin. Basically you answer a bunch of questions and it uses your answers to formulate how you would chat with someone online. That way if your are not at your computer and someone starts a convo they will get [...]

Now, I'm no neat freak but I do feel strongly about proper hygiene. So this morning while having a lively banter with my coworkers it was brought up that one of them spotted Cynthia Nixon (Miranda from Sex and the City) at Tequila Sunrise (corner of Steinway and Northern Blvd. [...]

I know I spoke about revenge not too long ago and I spew vitriol about men on a regular basis. Perhaps that was the reason Woman Savers approached me to review their site. I'm always puzzled when we get these review requests. I usually think to myself, "They obviously [...]

I love our commenters here at Girlspoke. Some of the funniest smartest writing on the site comes not just from all us lovely ladies but from you...our commenters. So I have officially declared today, March 9 2007, Commenter Appreciation Day. To celebrate I will highlight the best of the best. From [...]

One of my fellow bloggers, Elvis, at the Vibrator blog wrote a post today about a product called the Whizzinator. The Whizzinator: "...is a prosthetic penis filled with ‘clean’ urine and looks every bit like a sex toy...[it] is worn like a belt under the pants and is so [...]

On February 14th Wired wrote a story about a guy who took a picture of woman taking a picture in Japan (got that?). Well the guy put it up on his flickr page and friend of the woman recognized her. Then she left him a comment and linked to [...]

My darlings, I have to apologize for the silence here yesterday. We were too busy having tickle fights and drinking banana daiquiris. And I think we fell into a non-leap year worm hole, bending the fabric of space an time. Not to worry, all is well at GS Central. Now, [...]

I bet you didn't even realize it but today is Paul Davidson Appreciation Day. Yes, you heard it here first. (Oh and can someone please let him know?) So you're probably asking yourself, "How do I go about celebrating PD Appreciation Day?" Well, it's pretty simple. It's kinda like Mardi [...]

There is nothing more cathartic than new sex, even if it's with someone you've been with before. I'm talking about post-break-up sex with someone other than your most recent ex. It's like vaginal rejuvenation. Being able to know that the last cock in you didn't belong to the asshole who [...]

I'm in a mood. I feel like eating a five course dinner and drinking bottle after bottle of wine over the span of four hours. I haven't done that in forever. So I'm gonna have to call one of my eating friends. You know what I'm talking about. We all have [...]

Guess what??? We won an award. I know what you're thinking, crazy stuff...who would give those bitches an award? Well, it seems the readers of Glam did. Does this mean we'll become famous internet stars? Probably not. But if we do we'll always remember the little people who made [...]

My sexual history is a sordid affair. I’ve had my fair share of good/bad/mediocre experiences. Some of them have even transcended from physical acts to sentimental triggers. Don’t worry my therapist knows all about it. One thing you should know about me is that I love music. I have a [...]

Check it out...you can design your own L Word t-shirt and maybe win a prize. And the prizes are HUGE. Grand Prize: A 3 day / 2 night trip for 2 to L.A., A $500 shopping experience with professional model/designer Honey Labrador, The winning design will be printed [...]

I'm always coming across interesting news stories and copying the link into my bookmarks. I thought today I'd share some of them with you. I'm all for exercise. But this is fucking ridiculous... "Children are taught pole dancing" A Northumberland fitness instructor has defended plans to teach children as young as 12 [...]